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Hey peeps, here are the most disturbing lyrics I have heard from Eminem…
All these fans screamin’ is makin’ my ears ring (Ah!) So I just, throw up a middle finger and let it linger
Longer than the rumor that I was stickin’ it to Christina
Cause if I ever stuck it to any singer in showbiz
It’d be Jennifer Lopez, and Puffy you know this!
I’m sorry Puff, but I don’t give a fuck if this chick was my own mother
I still fuck her with no rubber and cum inside her
And have a son and a new brother at the same time
And just say that it ain’t mine, what’s my name?
From the song I’M BACK.
Fe-fi-fo-fum, I think I smell the scent of a placenta
I enter Central Park, it’s dark; it’s Winter in December
I see my target, put my car in park and approach a tender
Young girl by the name of Brenda and I pretend to befriend her
Sit down beside her like a spider, hi there girl, you mighta
Heard of me before, see whore, you’re the kind of girl that I’d assault
And rape then figure why not try not to make your pussy wider?
Fuck you with an umbrella, then open it up while the shit’s inside ya
I’m the kinda guy that’s mild but I might flip and get a little bit wilder
Impregnate a lesbian, yeah, now let’s see her have triplets and I’ll disintegrate them babies as soon as they’re out her with formaldehyde and cyanide, girl you can try and hide,
you can try to scream louder
No need for no gunpowder, that only takes all the fun outta murder and I’d rather go “vinn-vinn!” and now
you see just how the
Fuck I do just what I do when I cut right through your scalp
Shit, wait a minute I mean skull, my knife seems dull, pull another one out”
From the song STAY WIDE AWAKE.
I was born with a dick in my brain, yeah fucked in the head
My stepfather said that I sucked in the bed ‘Til one night he snuck in and said
We’re going out back, I want my dick sucked in the shed
Can’t we just play with Teddy Ruxbin instead?
After I fuck you in the butt, get
some head Bust a nut, get some rest
The next day my mother said “I don’t know what the fuck’s up with this kid!
The bastard won’t even eat nothing he’s fed
He just hung himself in the bedroom he’s dead”
“Debbie don’t let that fucker get you upset
Go in there, stick a fuckin’ cigarette to his neck I bet you he’s fakin’ it,
I bet you I bet he probably just wants to see how upset you would get I’ll go handle this of course, unless you object”
“Ah go fuck his brains out, if any’s left in his head”
Don’t you know what felch means?
well then tell me
Would you rather get felched or do the felching
Fuck him in the ass, suck the cum out while you’re belching
Burp, belch, then go back for a
Can you dig what
I’m sayin’ man, can you smell me?
I want you to feel me like my stepfather felt me
Fuck a little puppy, kick the puppy while he’s yelping “Shady what the fuck you saying?”
I don’t know help me! What the
fuck’s happening, I think I’m fucking melting
“Marshall I just love you boy, I care about your well being”
No Dad, I said no, I don’t need no help peeing I’m a big boy, I can do it by myself see
I only get naked when the baby
sitter tells me She showed me a
movie like “Nightmare on Elm Street”
But it was X, and they called it
“Pubic Hair on Chelsea”
“Well this is called ass rape, and
we’re shooting the jail scene”
From the song INSANE.
I keep them feelings locked in a vault
So it’s safe to say I’m uncrackable
My heart is truly guarded, full body armor
Bitch you just need a helmet because if you think you’re special, you’re retarded.
Thinkin you’re one of a kind, like you got some platinum vagina, you’re a train wreck, I got a one track mind
Shorty you’re fine but you sort of remind me of a 49er
Cause you been a gold digger since you were a minor
Been tryina, hunt me down like a
dog, cause you’re on my ass
But you can’t get a scent because
all of my spare time is spent.
From the song ASSHOLE.
This is my best song as of now. Em has got huge talent. It takes a whole lot to rap as FAST and as AUDIBLY as he does in this verse from The Marshall Mathers LP 2 ( Eminem’s 2013 album)
“And I just bought a new Raygun from the future
Just to come and shoot ya
Like when Fabolous made Ray J mad
Cause Fab said he looked like a fag
At Maywhether’s pad singin’ to a man
While they played piano
Man, oh man, that was a 24/7 special
On the cable channel
So Ray J went straight to the radio station the very next day “Hey, Fab, I’mma kill you”
Lyrics coming at you at supersonic speed,
Uh, summa lumma dooma lumma you assuming I’m a human
What I gotta do to get it through to you I’m superhuman
Innovative and I’m made of rubber, so that anything you say is ricocheting off of me and it’ll glue to you
And I’m devastating more than ever demonstrating
How to give a motherfuckin’ audience a feeling like it’s levitating
Never fading, and I know that haters are forever waiting
For the day that they can say I fell off, they’d be celebrating Cause I know the way to get ’em motivated
I make elevating music
You make elevator music
Oh, he’s too mainstream
Well, that’s what they do
When they get jealous, they confuse it
It’s not hip hop, it’s pop
Cause I found a hella way to fuse it
With rock, shock rap with Doc Throw on Lose Yourself and make ’em lose it.”
From the song RAP GOD.
Get away from me, I don’t know you
Oh shoot, she’s tripping…
I need to go puke!! (Bleahh!)
I wasn’t tryin to turn this into somethin major I just wanted to make you appreciate nature.
Susan stop crying i don’t hate ya, the world’s not against you I’m sorry your father raped ya. So what, you had your coochie in your dad’s mouth.
That’s no reason to start wiggin and spaz out.
She said, “Help me I think I’m having a seisure!”
I said “I’m high too (bitch) Quit grabbin my T-shirt (let go!)
Would you calm down you’re startin to scare me.
She said ” I’m twenty-six years old and I’m not married. I don’t have any kids and I can’t cook”
I’m over here Sue, (hi) you’re talkin to the plant, look!
We need to get to a hospital ‘fore it’s too late
Cause I never seen no-one eat as many shrooms as you ate.
From the song MY FAULT.
Meet Grady, a twenty-nine year old construction worker.
After coming home from a hard day’s work, he walks in the door of his trailer park home to find his wife in bed with another man.
(“WHAT THE FUCK?!?!”) (“Grady!!”)
Alright calm down, relax, start breathin..
Fuck that shit, you just caught this bitch cheatin
While you at work she’s with some dude tryin to get off?!
FUCK slittin her throat, CUT THIS BITCH’S HEAD OFF!!!
Wait! What if there’s an explanation for this shit?
(What? She tripped? Fell? Landed on his dick?!)
Alright Shady, maybe he’s right Grady but think about the baby before you get all crazy
Okay! Thought about it, still wanna stab her?
Grab her by the throat, get your daughter and kidnap her?
That’s what I did, be smart, don’t be a retard
You gonna take advice from somebody who slapped Dee Barness?!
What’chu say? (What’s wrong? Didn’t think I’d remember?) I’ma kill you motherfucker!
Uhhh-aahh! Temper temper! Mr. Dre? Mr. N.W.A.? Mr. AK comin’ straight outta
Compton y’all better make way? .How in the fuck you gonna tell this man not to be violent?
Cause he don’t need to go the same route that I went
Been there, done that.. aw fuck it…What am I sayin? Shoot em both Grady, where’s your gun at?
[gun fires, is cocked, and re-fired]
From the song GUILTY CONSCIENCE.
Dressed like a sailor, standing by a pile of garbage
It’s almost dark and I’m still tryna nail a trailor park bitch
I met a slut and said “What up, it’s nice to meet ya”
I’d like to treat ya to a Faygo and a slice of pizza
But I’m broke as fuck and I don’t get paid till the first of next month
But if you care to join me, I was bout to roll this next blunt
But I ain’t got no weed, no phillies, or no papers
Plus I’m a rapist and a repeated prison escapist
So gimme all your money
And don’t try nothing funny Cause you know your stinking ass is too fat to try to outrun me I went to grab my gun
That’s when her ass put it on me With an uppercut and hit me with a basket of laundry
I fell through the glass doors Started causing a scene
Then slid across the floor and flew right into a washing machine
Jumped up with a broken back
Thank God I was smocking crack all day
And doped up off coke and smack
All I wanted to do was rape the bitch and snatch her purse
Now I wanna kill her
But so I gotta catch her first
Ran through Rally’s parkin lot and took a shortcut
Saw the house she ran up in
And shot her fucking porch up Kicked the door down to murder this divorced slut
Looked around the room
That’s when I seen the bedroom door shut
I know you’re in there bitch! I got my gun cocked!
You might as well come out now
She said “Come in, its unlocked!”
I walked in and all I smelled was Liz Claiborne
And seen her spread across the bed naked watching gay porn
She said “Come her big boy, lets get acquainted”
I turned around to run, twisted my ankle and sprained it
She came at me at full speed, nothing could stop her I shot her five times and every bullet bounced off her
I started to beg “No, please let go”
But she swallowed my fucking leg whole like an egg roll
With one leg left, now I’m hoppin around crippled
I grabbed my pocket knife and sliced off her right nipple
Just trying to buy me some time then I remembered this magic trick
Den Den Den Den Den Den, Go go gadget dick!
Whipped that shit out, and ain’t no doubt about it
It hit the ground and caused an earthquake and power outage
I shouted “Now bitch, lets see who gets the best!”
Stuffed that shit in crooked and fucked that fat slut to death (Ah!! Ah!)
Come here bitch!
Take this motherfucking dick!
Bitch, come here!
From the song AS THE WORLD TURNS.
Yo.. Slim Shady!
Yo.. I’ll fuckin.. I’ll..
I’ll puke, eat it, and freak you (eww)
Battle? I’m too weeded to speak to
The only key that I see to defeat you would be for me to remove these two Adidas and beat you and force feed you ’em both, and on each feet is a cleat shoe
I’ll lift you off your feet so fast with a roundhouse you’ll think I pulled the fuckin ground out from underneath you
(Bitch!) I ain’t no fuckin G, I’m a
I ain’t tryin to shoot you,
I’m tryin to chop you into pieces and eat you
Wrap you in rope and plastic,stab you with broken glass and have you with open gashes strapped to a soakin mattress
Coke and acid, black magic, cloaks and daggers (ahhh!)
Fuck the planet, until it spins on a broken axis
I’m so bananas I’m showin up to your open casket to fill it full of explosive gasses and close it back with a lit match in it while I sit back and just hope it catches
Blow you to fragments
Laugh, roll you and smoke the ashes.
From the song HELLBOUND.
Guess it’s time for me to get the dust off and pick myself up off the carpet
But I’ll never say the L-word again, I L-L-L-L… Lesbian
Ahh, I hope you hear this song and go into a cardiac arrest
My life would be so much better if you just dropped dead.
“I got 99 problems and a bitch ain’t one”
She’s all 99 of ’em; I need a
I take ’em all out; I hope you hear this song and go into a cardiac arrest
Have a heart attack and just drop dead
And I’mma throw a fucking party after this, cause YES,
My life will be so much better
If you just dropped dead
I was laying in bed last night thinking
And this thought just popped in my head
And I thought, wouldn’t shit just be a lot easier
If you dropped dead
I would feel so much better.
From the song SO MUCH BETTER.
IM GONNA BE ADDING MORE SICK TWISTED LYRICS TO THIS POST EVERY DAY SO STAY TUNED AND ALERT…
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