Only 2 more days left till Valentine’s Day, the day we’re supposed to be all romantic and give each other roses and have candlelit dinners and stuff. You could do all that or you could mix it up a bit and send your beloved a rude poem. Roses are red poems have been around for ages and they’re a tired clichΓ©, but I have found some remixes that traditional romantics would not approve of. Scroll down to enjoy some rather inappropriate poetry!Join my 50 Telegram Channels and online jobs here https://telegra.ph/Join-My-50-Telegram-Channels-02-041.Roses are redViolets are blueRhyming is hardLike I am for you2.Roses are okayViolets are fineYou be the 6And I’ll be the 93.Roses are redHearts are the sameOh, by the wayI think Game of Thrones is lame4.Roses are redViolets are blueI like spaghettiLet’s get it on5.Roses are redViolets are violetHere is my numberWhy don’t you dial it?6.Roses are redViolets are cheaperIf I leave silent voicemailsPlease don’t call me a creeper7.Roses are redViolets are bluePornhub is downYour mum’s facebook will do8.Roses are redViolets are blueI cry myself to sleepMasturbating to you9.Roses are redViolets are blueI’ve got general wartsSoon you will too10.Roses are redViolets are greyI’m a dog11.Roses are redViolets are violetYou can be the cockpitAnd I’ll be the pilot12.Roses are redViolets are blueI’m using my handBut I’m thinking of you13.Roses are redGrass is greenerI think of youWhen I touch my wiener14.Roses are redViolets are blueThis joke’s overusedYour sister is too15.Roses are redViolets are blueYour webcam is onAnd I’m watching you16.Roses are redViolets are blueBrown is the colourOf elephant poo17.Violets are blueRoses are redWe’re doing this backwardsThat’s what she said!18.Roses are redViolets are blueWhat I thought was vaselineTurned out to be glue!19.Roses are redViolets are blueWho is your daddy?And what does he do?20.Roses are redViolets are gloriousDon’t try to surpriseOscar Pistorius.21.Roses are redViolets are blueI have five fingersBut tonight you’ll get two.22.Roses are redViolets are blueMost nights I masturbateTo pictures of you

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Posted on February 21, 2015, in BOOKS. Bookmark the permalink. 4 Comments.

  1. Ha Ha! Silly but very funny. πŸ™‚

    Liked by 1 person

  2. Thnks for reading it by the way


  3. talbottqui@mvr3.org



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