Daily Archives: February 22, 2015

A NASTY JOKE ABOUT MICKEY MOUSE

Mickey Mouse is in the middle of a nasty divorce from Minnie Mouse. Mickey speaks to the judge about the separation. “I’m sorry Mickey, but I can’t legally separate you two on the grounds that Minnie is mentally insane,” says the judge. Mickey replies, “I didn’t say she was mentally insane, I said that she’s fucking Goofy!”

THIS IS THE FUNNIEST JOKE I HAVE COME EVER ACROSS

A man was having premature ejaculation problems so he went to the doctor. The doctor said, “When you feel like you are getting ready to ejaculate,try startling yourself.” That same day the man went to the store and bought himself a starter pistol and ran home to his wife. That night the two were having sex and found themselves in the 69 position. Them man felt the urge to ejaculate and fired the starter pistol. The next day he went back to the doctor who asked how it went. The man answered,”Not well. When I fired the pistol,my wife pooped on my face, bit three inches off my penis, and my neighbour came out of the closet with this hands in the air.”

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