THIS IS THE FUNNIEST JOKE I HAVE COME EVER ACROSS

A man was having premature ejaculation problems so he went to the doctor. The doctor said, “When you feel like you are getting ready to ejaculate,try startling yourself.” That same day the man went to the store and bought himself a starter pistol and ran home to his wife. That night the two were having sex and found themselves in the 69 position. Them man felt the urge to ejaculate and fired the starter pistol. The next day he went back to the doctor who asked how it went. The man answered,”Not well. When I fired the pistol,my wife pooped on my face, bit three inches off my penis, and my neighbour came out of the closet with this hands in the air.”

About Emmanuel Muema

Hi, I'm Emmanuel Muema, a blogger and a huge Lil Wayne's music quite a lot. Find me on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook.

Posted on February 22, 2015, in JOKES. Bookmark the permalink. Leave a comment.

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