Daily Archives: March 2, 2015

A VIDEO OF AVRIL NYAMBURA PERFORMING AT MAASAI MARA UNIVERSITY

THAT MOMENT WHEN LIL WAYNE SAID, “BIRDMAN JUNIOR, MORE LIKE UGLY DUCKLING”

In the song ‘Coco’, Tunechi raps,”Birdman Jr., more like Ugly Duckling”. The meaning of that hilarious lyric is explained below; Lil Wayne used to wear the title Birdman Jr. proudly, but since his father-figure Birdman is responsible for his album delay, he feels betrayed and like an outcast to Cash Money. His current situation relates similarly to the tale of The Ugly Duckling. There’s also some sly bird-wordplay (birdplay?) here as a duckling is a pretty meek/lame type of bird in comparison to a more dominant species.

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THAT MOMENT WHEN LIL WAYNE SAID, “WHEN OPPORTUNITY KNOCK, I RAN OUT THE BACK DOOR, SHIT I THOUGHT IT WAS THE COPS, DAMN”

Lil Wayne raps these two lyrics in the song ‘We Outchea’
‘When opportunity knock, I ran out the back door.’
This lyric means that Lil Wayne doesn’t receive opportunities, he makes them. He ran out the back door because he works hard and is always on the grind so he doesn’t need anybody doing anything for him, he can do it on his own.
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‘Shit I thought it was the cops, damn.’
This second lyric is explained below ;
Since Lil Wayne is always talking about having weed and all types of drugs, if the cops come he will have to run. Specifically to the back door since he hears knocks at the front.

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MY PERSONAL ARRANGEMENT OF THE PLEASURES OF LIFE

Here is how I rank the worldly pleasures of life according to their importance ;
1. Listening to Lil Wayne’s music.
2. Having sex.
3. Surfing the internet.
4. Taking a hot shower.
5. Eating.
6. Sleeping.
7. Blogging
8. Watching TV.
9. Instagramming.
10. Taking a nature walk.

LIL WAYNE DOES NOT KNOW THE MEANING OF ‘ON FLEEK’

Wayne: Nae Nae what the hell is on fleek?
Reginae: It means on point daddy
Wayne: Thank u baby!
Studio: “I’m a beast in these streets nigga, glock 40 on fleek nigga.”
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This is how Tunechi found out the meaning of ‘on fleek’. Wayne didn’t know this and he admitted it himself in his interview with Rolling Stone magazine. The screenshot below is from the interview.

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Weezy went ahead to use the expression in the song called ‘Power’ by Master P in which he was featured. You can listen to the song below.

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PORNHUB LAUNCHES A WANKBAND THAT WILL ENABLE YOU TO CHARGE YOUR PHONE AND OTHER ELECTRIC GADGETS BY MASTURBATING

Pornhub wants you to turn your dirty thoughts into clean energy using their wristband. The good people at Pornhub are a green-minded and innovative bunch indeed, and as such are quite concerned about the amount of energy that goes into streaming Welcome to the O.C., Bitch 1-7 to millions of screens all across the world. Enter the “Wankband,” which is a wristband that will ideally generate enough “dirty energy” — I GET IT! I get it. — to charge your various devices while you jerk off.

Watch the promotional video here to get all the details about the Wankband.

Like any reasonable person, I have a lot of questions about the Wankband. Let’s acknowledge, to start, that it’s awfully male-focused; which makes a lot of sense, as the porn industry caters to men far more than it does to women. A 2013 Pew survey found that of internet users, 25 percent of men and 8 percent of women reported watching porn online — and honestly, both of those numbers seems really low. So, because I am nothing if not a dedicated journalist, I quickly sought the opinion of a few different men I know on the purported effectiveness of the Wankband.

Random interviews
Me: What do you think of a watch that generates energy when you masturbate?
Guy 1: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Me: I mean, i did not come up with this, it is a real thing
Guy 1: And then what, you can create enough charge to plug in your iphone, instead of into the wall?
Me: That is exactly the example that they provide, yes
Guy 1: You’d have to keep the rate of wanking high just to keep the damn phone on
Guy 1: I can’t imagine this actually being in any way useful

Guy 2: Wait, what, why is that a thing? How much would you have to masturbate for it to be effective?
Me: That is an excellent question. It’s only in beta
Guy 2: I can’t even conceive of why that became an idea.
Guy 2: I guess the idea that you’d shoehorn energy creation into masturbation completely misses the point of masturbation, which is to forget about literally everything else to satisfy yourself for a few minutes. The fact that you’d have to go put on your masturbation watch before you do it should kill the mood for you.

There you go. If you are someone who masturbates literally all of the time, because that seems to be the only person who could actually get any use out of this thing, you can sign up to be a beta tester here. Good luck.

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According to MTV,

Back in 1947, the U.S. government imprisoned Dr. Wilhelm Reich , Sigmund Freud’s star student,for trying to turn orgasms into harnessable energy. Turns out he may have been on to something.
PornHub claims that it’s created the first (and probably only?) wearable that converts the signature up-and-down movement of male masturbation into energy that charges your phone, laptop, tablet, whatever. The company is on a mission to save the world by doing what they do best — by getting you to, uh, give yourself a hand .
It’s called the Wankband, and according to Pornhub, “[It’s] the first gadget… that allows men to love the planet be loving themselves.”
A weight inside the band— which is worn around your wrist— goes up and down during sexy time. That motion generates energy that then charges your various devices. You simply plug your phone in to the band’s USB port and stroke away.
There are some flaws with this planet-saving plan, though. PornHub doesn’t mention exactly how much “fun” is needed to fully charge a device, but we’re guessing it would take a looonggg time to generate enough power to fuel all those apps. Maybe don’t ditch your normal phone charger just yet.
If you’re interested in testing out the Wankband, you can join the beta testing team. PornHub says women can enjoy the energy-saving benefits of Wankbands as well, but some how we’re skeptical of this claim since the band is solely powered by vertical movements. If any woman out there signs up, let us know how it goes, OK?

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