Daily Archives: March 14, 2015

SUNNY LEONE IS THE SEXIEST PORNSTAR IN THE WORLD

Sunny is way too gorgeous to be a pornstar. Her face drives any man wild. Watch the short video clip below.

A JOKE ABOUT SURGEONS DISCUSSING THE BEST PATIENTS TO OPERATE ON

Five surgeons are discussing who makes the best patients to operate on.

The first surgeon says, “I like to see accountants on my operating table, because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered.”

The second responds,”Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is colour-coded.”

The third surgeon says, “No, I really think librarians are the best ; everything inside them is in alphabetical order.”

The fourth surgeon chimes in: “You know, I like construction workers…those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over at the end,and when the job takes longer than you said it would.”

But the fifth surgeon shut them Gallup when he observed:”You’re all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There’sno guts, no heart, and no spine,and the head and butt are interchangeable”.

CHILDHOOD WAS WONDERFUL

When I was a child,
*PUSSY meant a CAT.
*SEX meant the GENDER of a person.
*BITCH meant a FEMALE DOG.
*DICK was the name of a CARTOON CHARACTER.
*BANG was just a SOUND.
*RUBBER was just an ERASER.
*ASS was the name of an ANIMAL.
*SCREW was just a fixing TOOL.
*HEAD meant that part of the body above NECK.
*BALLS meant CRICKET BALLS, TENNIS BALLS, VOLLEY BALLS, FOOT BALLS etc.
*NUTS meant DRY FRUITS.

WHY IS IT SO HARD FOR WOMEN TO FIND MEN THAT ARE SENSITIVE, CARING AND GOOD-LOOKING ?

Because those men already have boyfriends.

HOW DO YOU KNOW IF A BLONDE HAS BEEN SENDING EMAIL ?

You will see a bunch of envelopes stuffed into the disk drive.

A NASTY JOKE THAT IS NOT FOR THE FAINT-HEARTED

Q: What is Rodeo Sex?
A: Well, it’s where your wife is on all fours, you are screwing her while cupping her breasts in each hand, and you say to her: “This is the way your sister likes it too.” Then you try and hold on to her for eight seconds.

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