A JOKE ABOUT SURGEONS DISCUSSING THE BEST PATIENTS TO OPERATE ON

Five surgeons are discussing who makes the best patients to operate on.

The first surgeon says, “I like to see accountants on my operating table, because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered.”

The second responds,”Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is colour-coded.”

The third surgeon says, “No, I really think librarians are the best ; everything inside them is in alphabetical order.”

The fourth surgeon chimes in: “You know, I like construction workers…those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over at the end,and when the job takes longer than you said it would.”

But the fifth surgeon shut them Gallup when he observed:”You’re all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There’sno guts, no heart, and no spine,and the head and butt are interchangeable”.

About Emmanuel Muema

Hi, I'm Emmanuel Muema, a Human Resource University graduate, an obsessive blogger, a graphic artist and a huge hiphop fan. I enjoy Lil Wayne's music quite a lot. Find me on Twitter, Instagram, Facebook and Google Plus. I would love to connect with as many Wordpress users as possible. Let's trade likes and comments.

Posted on March 14, 2015, in JOKES. Bookmark the permalink. 4 Comments.

  1. Lol too funny

    Liked by 1 person

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