CHILDHOOD WAS WONDERFUL

When I was a child,
*PUSSY meant a CAT.
*SEX meant the GENDER of a person.
*BITCH meant a FEMALE DOG.
*DICK was the name of a CARTOON CHARACTER.
*BANG was just a SOUND.
*RUBBER was just an ERASER.
*ASS was the name of an ANIMAL.
*SCREW was just a fixing TOOL.
*HEAD meant that part of the body above NECK.
*BALLS meant CRICKET BALLS, TENNIS BALLS, VOLLEY BALLS, FOOT BALLS etc.
*NUTS meant DRY FRUITS.

About Emmanuel Muema

Hi, I'm Emmanuel Muema, a blogger and a huge Lil Wayne's music quite a lot. Find me on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook.

Posted on March 14, 2015, in JOKES and tagged . Bookmark the permalink. 2 Comments.

  1. This is not only funny, but a lesson in English!

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