Daily Archives: March 17, 2015

WHICH IS YOUR FAVOURITE THEME ON WORDPRESS ?

WordPress WordPress WordPress, it’s the best blogging platform I have ever come across. It is super easy to use even for amateurs. I would like to ask a favour from my fellow bloggers. Would you mind commenting with what your favourite theme is ?

WOULDN’T IT BE AWESOME IF WE HAD THIS KIND OF ADVANCED TECHNOLOGY ?

One day Bill complained to his friend that his elbow really hurt. His friend suggested that he go to a computer at the drug store that can diagnose anything quicker and cheaper than a doctor. “Simply put in a sample of your urine and the computer will diagnose your problem and tell you what you can do about it. It only costs $10.” Bill figured he had nothing to lose, so he filled ajar with a urine sample and went to the drug store. Finding the computer, he poured in the sample and deposited the $10. The computer started making some noise and various lights started flashing. After a brief pause out popped a small slip of paper on which was printed : “You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water. Avoid heavy lifting. It will be better in two weeks.” Later that evening while thinking how amazing this new technology was and how it would change medical science forever, he began to wonder if this machine could be fooled. He mixed together some tap water,a stool sample from his dog and urine samples from his wife and daughter. To top it off, he masturbated into the concoction. He went back to the drug store, located the machine, poured in the sample and deposited the $10. The computer again made the usual noise and printed out the following message: “Your tap water is to hard. Get a water softener. Your dog has worms. Get him vitamins. Your daughter is using cocaine. Put her in a rehabilitation clinic. Your wife is pregnant with twin girls. They aren’t yours. Get a lawyer. And if you don’t stop jerking off, your tennis elbow will never get better.”

THE BEST VERSE I HAVE EVER HEARD FROM LIL WAYNE IS FROM THE SONG ‘BIGGER THAN LIFE’.

I was just listening to this song a few minutes ago and Weezy’s verse was out of this world. As usual my first thought was to blog about it. Search for the song on You Tube and listen to it. I’m sure that if you love blues and calm music you will definitely like this track.

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