Daily Archives: March 23, 2015

THAT MOMENT WHEN LIL WAYNE SAID, “HER SUICIDE NOTE SAYS SHE LOVES ME TO DEATH”

In the song ‘No Type’,Wayne raps,”Her suicide note says she loves me to death.” The meaning of this lyric is explained below;
It is a play on words with the common idiom “love to death” and the fact that she committed suicide. She’s gonna die before she stops loving Weezy because his sweet talk is amazing.

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THAT MOMENT WHEN LIL WAYNE SAID, “LET HER DRINK TOO MUCH, NOW HER PUSSY TASTES LIKE SMIRNOFF”

In the song ‘Fingers Hurting’,Tunechi raps,”Let her drink too much, now her pussy tastes like Smirnoff “. The meaning of this lyric is explained below ;
Weezy’s girl has been drinking so much vodka that her pussy tastes like the alcoholic drink called Smirnoff, and Wayne notices the smell when going down on her.

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I LOVE THE WORDPRESS MOBILE APP

The WordPress app puts the power of publishing in your hands. It is quite convenient since it allows you to blog on the go. It has superb features such as editing of posts, scheduling posts and even uploading media files. The only feature that it lacks is the ability to embed videos, tweets and Instagram photos. You have to use a laptop if you want to embed media. Otherwise it is super easy to use, even for someone who doesn’t know much about blogging.

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I JUST FINISHED WATCHING ALL 5 TWILIGHT SAGA MOVIES FOR THE THIRD TIME

I never watch any movie twice but I had to make an exception for the Twilight Saga. simply love how the love between Isabella Swan and Edward Cullen can clearly be felt and seen throughout the Twilight Saga. From the first time that they met you can see how they feel about one another. I was intrigued when Edward thought it was best to leave Bella alone so that he would not bring put her in harm’s way. Bella was so devastated and she had this hole in her heart that couldn’t ever be filled by anyone else. After months went by, Edward finally came back and  Bella was overjoyed to see him.

Here is the chronological order of the movies.
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I ALMOST SHED A TEAR WHEN I CAME ACROSS THIS BLOG THAT HAS 3 MILLION VIEWS

OMG, I was randomly browsing when I came across a WordPress blog which has statistics of three million views. Wow, that was the only word that came to mind. I gotta admit that I felt a little jealous that the owner of the site has so many views. I recently hit just 250,000 views and seeing 3 mill. totally made me salivate and wish to have just 1 million. According to my calculations, it will take me two years to reach a million views since my site https://mynameistune.com usually gets 700 views per day.

THAT FEELING YOU GET WHEN YOU TAKE A HOT SHOWER

Almost everybody loves taking a shower. Personally I love a hot shower. I can’t stand cold water at all. It’s just too chilly and scary to bathe with, especially if it runs down your back (along your spine). Brrrrrrr, I’m getting goosebumps just thinking about it. That warm and fuzzy feeling that you get when hot water is running down your body is simply amazing. It makes you extend your stay in the bathroom just a little bit longer. It is definitely a wonderful feeling that you want to last forever.

LET ME BE HONEST WITH Y’ALL, I’M SIMPLY TRYING TO GET 1000 LIKES

Lets make this happen subscribers. I currently have a goal of hitting a thousand likes. I only have 675 likes so I thought that I would ask for your support with this post. Kindly hit that like button.

P.S.
I am not desperate though.

I ALMOST DIED TODAY BECAUSE I DIDN’T HAVE AN INTERNET CONNECTION

Damn, today was such a fucked up day. I didn’t have any data bundles and to make it worse my mobile money service was undergoing maintenance so I was unable to buy airtime and purchase new data bundles. The free Wi-Fi was also not at its best in terms of network. I therefore took the chance to draft 25 posts in offline mode. It really sucked. My mobile money service says that the stupid maintenance will be done by tomorrow 8 a.m. Hopefully I will be able to publish all my posts. See you next post.

HI, I’M EMMANUEL MUEMA AND I AM ADDICTED TO SLEEP

I JUST SLEPT FOR 17 HOURS STRAIGHT !!! I love weekends because I usually get to hit the sack as much as I want. Sleep is just too sweet. It’s extra hard for me to get out of bed. I don’t know why. It’s like my blankets don’t want to let me go. Anyway, since I slept for 17 hours last night, today I have no sleep at all. It’s 3.14 a.m. and I’m wide awake, blogging to pass time as I eagerly wait for sleep to come take me away into the world of dreams. Zzzzzzzzzzz. Goodnight readers.

THAT MOMENT WHEN LIL WAYNE SAID,”BUT WHEN I MET CODEINE THERE WAS LOVE AT FIRST SPRITE”

In the song “No Type” Lil Wayne raps, “But when I met codeine there was love at first Sprite.” The meaning of the lyric is explained below ;
Codeine is a drug present in cough syrup. Many rappers, including Weezy, are notorious for mixing cough syrup with Sprite to make purple drank.This lyric plays off the common idiom love at first sight.

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