Daily Archives: March 25, 2015

WHAT DO WOMEN AND CONDOMS HAVE IN COMMON ?

If they’re not on your dick they’re in your wallet.

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WHAT’S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN LOVE, TRUE LOVE AND SHOWING OFF ?

Spit, swallow and gargle.

WHAT IS THE DEFINITION OF CONFIDENCE ?

When your wife catches you in bed with another woman and you slap her on the ass and say, “You’re next baby!”

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THE MOST IMPORTANT DIFFERENCE BETWEEN MEN AND WOMEN

Women fake orgasms to have relationships. Men fake relationships to have orgasms.

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WHAT DO YOU CALL A CHINESE RAPIST ?

Rai Ping Yu

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WHY DO THEY CALL IT THE WONDER BRA ?

When you take it off you wonder where her tits went.

WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN EROTIC AND KINKY ?

Erotic is using a feather….kinky is using the whole chicken.

WHAT DO YOU CALL TWO FAT PEOPLE TALKING ?

A heavy discussion.

WHAT’S 72 ?

69 with three people watching.

WHY DO THEY CALL IT PMS ?

Because Mad Cow Disease was already taken.

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