Daily Archives: March 27, 2015

AVRIL NYAMBURA RETWEETS MY TWEET

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THE BEST DISS JOKE

Your birth certificate is a letter of apology that your dad got from the condom company.

LAWYERS AND THEIR CLIENTS

Why does the Law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients? To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.

WATCH MELVIN GREGG’S VINES

IMPROVING YOUR SEX LIFE

Why do they say that eating yogurt and oysters will improve your sex life? Because if you’ll eat that stuff, you’ll eat anything.

AN OLD CHINESE PROVERB

Rape impossible! Woman with skirt up run faster than man with trousers down!

WHAT IS THE DEFINITION OF MAKING LOVE ?

Something a woman does while a guy is screwing her.

SCREENSHOTS

A screenshot, screen capture (or screen-cap), screen dump, screengrab is an image taken by the computer user to record the visible items displayed on the monitor, television, or another visual output device such as a smart phone. Usually, this is a digital image using the operating system or software running on the computer, but it can also be a capture made by a camera or a device intercepting the video output of the display. Thank you to whoever invented screenshots. I fucking love them.
Here are two screenshots.

A screenshot from my smartphone.
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A screenshot from my laptop
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I LOVE MY iTUNES PLAYER

I recently installed the iTunes software on my laptop and it is more than amazing. The user interface is wonderful plus its very eye-catching. Have a look.

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‘NO GAMES’ IS DEFINITELY THE ILLEST SONG BY RICK ROSS

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