Daily Archives: March 27, 2015
Your birth certificate is a letter of apology that your dad got from the condom company.
Why does the Law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients? To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.
Why do they say that eating yogurt and oysters will improve your sex life? Because if you’ll eat that stuff, you’ll eat anything.
Rape impossible! Woman with skirt up run faster than man with trousers down!
A screenshot, screen capture (or screen-cap), screen dump, screengrab is an image taken by the computer user to record the visible items displayed on the monitor, television, or another visual output device such as a smart phone. Usually, this is a digital image using the operating system or software running on the computer, but it can also be a capture made by a camera or a device intercepting the video output of the display. Thank you to whoever invented screenshots. I fucking love them.
Here are two screenshots.