Monthly Archives: April 2015

A LETTER TO MY READERS

Emmanuel Muema,
P.O. BOX https://mynameisemmanuelmuema.wordpress.com,
Kenya.

To all my followers,
P.O. BOX 7h3 1n73rn37,
WordPress Town,
The Whole World.

RE : A LEGITIMATE WEBSITE WHERE I CAN MAKE MONEY ONLINE
Dear readers,I hope that you are doing fine. I wanted to ask for your comments on whether you know of any website where I can make some money. It can be an essay-writing website or simply a website where you do other people’s assignments and get paid for it. I would also appreciate it if you told me which software I can use to check for plagiarism. Thank you in advance.

Yours faithfully,
Emmanuel Muema.

1,744 FOLLOWERS

Phew, I finally hit a 1000+ followers. It feels wonderful to know that I have almost 2K peeps following my blog. Goodness gracious !!! Goodnight.

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IT DOESN’T MATTER THAT I’M 23 YEARS OLD RIGHT NOW, I’M STILL GOING TO READ GOOSEBUMPS NOVELS

Today is a wonderful day. I managed to download Goosebumps novels and I will finally get to read them.

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2. I’m Addicted To Lil Wayne https://mynameisemmanuelmuema.wordpress.com/2015/01/04/im-addicted-to-lil-wayne

I’M BROKE AT THE MOMENT

If you were wondering why I haven’t posted in quite some time, it’s coz I’m B R O K E !!! I am therefore currently unable to afford data bundles. Goodnight to you all.

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MY VIEWS JUST SKYROCKETED TO 3,600 PER DAY

Oh my goodness, my blog has been getting so much traffic. I hit 3600 views on Saturday.

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1. Lil Wayne’s Smartest Lyrics https://mynameisemmanuelmuema.wordpress.com/2015/03/22/lil-waynes-smartest-lyrics/
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NICKI MINAJ RELEASES A PHOTO FROM HER MYSTERIOUS PHOTO SHOOT

Nicki is currently shooting a video and she therefore posted this picture on Instagram to hype us up.

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I’M QUITE IMPRESSED WITH THE GLOBAL RANKING OF HTTPS://AQUILEANA.WORDPRESS.COM

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According to Alexa.com, Amy’s blog is ranked at approximately number 661,000 in the world.

My site mynameisemmanuelmuema.wordpress.com is way behind compared to aquileana.wordpress.com. My site is ranked at approximately number 4,000,000 in the world.

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But my blog is slowly growing and I’m getting an average of two thousand views in a day.

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Here is a brief summary of Alexa, stolen from Wikipedia;

Alexa Internet, Inc. is a California-based subsidiary company of Amazon.com which provides commercial web traffic data. Founded as an independent company in 1996, Alexa was acquired by Amazon in 1999. Its toolbar collects data on browsing behavior and transmits it to the Alexa website, where it is stored and analyzed, forming the basis for the company’s web traffic reporting. According to its website, Alexa provides traffic data, global rankings and other information on 30 million websites, and as of 2015 its website is visited by over 6.5 million people monthly.

WHEN YOU LOVE SOMEONE

When you love someone so deep inside,
It seems like it’s so easy to hide.
You’ve loved him for so very long,
You would think he could do no wrong.

Every day you would hope and pray,
That he would always stay this way.
He treated you like you should be treated,
You thought your life was finally completed.

You thought your love was growing true,
And then one day it was all so blue.
He started putting you down and it hurt,
You thought all you were to him was dirt.

He started ignoring you and you wondered why,
All you wanted to do was curl up and die.
You thought your relationship would never end,
But that was all so fake and pretend.

One night he was so sweet to you,
You thought all those things were maybe untrue,
Two days later he was back the same,
You thought you were the one to blame.

He thought the relationship was getting too serious
And that you had become a little too curious.
By this time you knew it wouldn’t last,
All the nice things he said were in the past.

You thought that you would marry him some day,
But this time God wanted to get his way.
You wanted things back how they were before,
But you knew this couldn’t happen anymore.

It was a Saturday night about ten o’clock,
You heard the news and it wasn’t a shock.
You knew this was going to happen soon,
As you laid there and cried in the pale lit moon.

I’M I ALONE ?

I get a funny feeling,
it comes from deep inside.
I get all mad and angry,
wanting to go and hide.

My doctor calls it depression,
my dad says it’s just me.
But the thoughts and feelings,
no one will ever be able to see.

Some say I’m psycho,
some say I’m just weird.
It’s like I’m a different person,
and the old me just disappeared.

I get really edgy,
I want to commit suicide real bad.
Then I get a headache,
followed by feeling sad.

I wish I could get help,
I wish it would go away.
Maybe if I keep praying real hard,
it will some day.

SEEK NOT MY HEART

Oh gentle winds ‘neath moonlit skies,
Do not you hear my heartfelt cries?

Below the branches, here about,
Do not you sense my fear and doubt?
Side glistening rivers, sparkling streams,
Do not you hear my woeful screams?

Upon the meadows, touched with dew,
Do not you see my hearts a’skew?
Beneath the thousand twinkling stars,
Do not you feel my jagged scars?

Seek not my mournful heart kind breeze,
For you’ll not find it ‘mongst these trees.

It’s scattered ‘cross the moonlit skies,
Accompanied by heartfelt sighs.
It’s drifting o’re the gentle rain,
A symbol of my silent pain.

It’s buried ‘neath the meadow fair,
Conjoined with all the sorrow there.
It’s lost among the stars this night,
Too far to ease my quiet fright.

No gentle winds, seek not my heart,
For simply … it has torn apart.

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