Daily Archives: April 5, 2015

A DEEP POEM

I dig,
You dig,
We dig,
He dig,
She dig,
They dig.

It’s not a beautiful poem,
But it’s very deep.

HITCHHIKERS

Whenever I see hitchhikers, I just pretend they’re telling me I’m doing a great job driving.

I FELL DOWN THE STAIRS

Earlier on today, I was going down the stairs of a building whose lifts weren’t working when suddenly I fell down. I heard a huge,”Craaaaaaaaaaaaack!!!”
My first thought was,”Oh fuck! Please let that be my leg and not my iPhone 6″

FUCK YEAH, I FINALLY HIT ONE THOUSAND VIEWS IN ONE DAY

On April 4th 2015 at exactly 11:32 pm I got 1,085 views on my blog. My average views per day are now a thousand. I’m overjoyed about that. It’s quite a huge achievement. A big thank you to everyone who visited my blog.

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You may also want to read
1. Lil Wayne’s Smartest Lyrics https://mynameisemmanuelmuema.wordpress.com/2015/03/22/lil-waynes-smartest-lyrics/
2. I’m Addicted To Lil Wayne https://mynameisemmanuelmuema.wordpress.com/2015/01/04/im-addicted-to-lil-wayne

SHOUTOUT TO THE UNITED STATES FOR GIVING ME OVER 50,000 VIEWS

As you can see in the map below, more than 30% of my views come from the US. I’ve gotten over 50,000 views from US. Don’t feel bad if you’re from another country. I appreciate you too. I’m just mentioning the origin of most of my views. I’m quite grateful for that.

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You may also want to read
1. Lil Wayne’s Smartest Lyrics https://mynameisemmanuelmuema.wordpress.com/2015/03/22/lil-waynes-smartest-lyrics/
2. I’m Addicted To Lil Wayne https://mynameisemmanuelmuema.wordpress.com/2015/01/04/im-addicted-to-lil-wayne

DOES ANYONE KNOW HOW TO ANIMATE THIS ANNUAL REPORT MAP WHICH SHOWS YOUR BLOG STATISTICS ?

Hey people, I need some help. Anyone with an idea on how to convert this map into a gif image, please comment with your solution. A gif is a moving image with no sound so it’s usually not a video.

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You may also want to read
1. Lil Wayne’s Smartest Lyrics https://mynameisemmanuelmuema.wordpress.com/2015/03/22/lil-waynes-smartest-lyrics/
2. I’m Addicted To Lil Wayne https://mynameisemmanuelmuema.wordpress.com/2015/01/04/im-addicted-to-lil-wayne

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