Daily Archives: April 13, 2015

HOW TO KNOW IF YOU ARE MARRYING THE RIGHT PERSON

Before you marry a person you should first make them use a computer with slow internet to see who they really are. That is the surest personality test before getting hitched.

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MAN SELLS HIS 4-YEAR-OLD SON ON CRAIGSLIST FOR MONEY TO PRE-ORDER APPLE WATCH

A 22 year old man named Jason Arenas has been arrested by New York police after allegedly selling his 4 year old son and his own soul on Craigslist for $500, so he could pre-order the new Apple Watch. Authorities arrested Jason earlier today after people began notifying the police of a Craigslist listing where a man was selling his soul and son for $500.00 to pre-order the new Apple Watch. Authorities saw the listing and found that Jason was advertising his son as “hard working” and “doesn’t eat a lot” (See a screenshot of the Craigslist ad below).

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Authorities grew suspicious as to whether it was joke or true. A group of NYPD officers decided to visit the home of Jason and found that his 4 year old was nowhere to be found. Police also found a printed receipt on his kitchen table for the purchase of the Apple Watch, which releases April 25th, 2015. Authorities began to question Jason as to where his son was, and he finally admitted that he sold him already, along with his soul. After telling the authorities who he sold his son to, the 4 year old child was retrieved a few hours later, however, Jason’s soul was not able to be retrieved. Jason was arrested for one count of child trafficking. Reporters managed to interview Jason about the sale of his son and why, Jason responded with: “ I really wanted that Apple Watch fam, I seen that shit in videos and was like nah I need to get it, does my son tell me what time it is? No. Does my son tell me who sneak dissin’ on Twittery? No, but that Apple Watch could. Everybody mad cause I sold my son but did he die? No, okay then so we all good“. Jason can face up to 3 years in prison for selling his son via Craigslist if found guilty in a court of law. Be sure to subscribe to my blog for future updates on Jason and his 4 year old son.

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YOU ARE WELCOME TO RATE MY POSTS

Hi bloggers, everyday I learn something new about wordpress. today I learnt how to create my own rating poll which anyone can use to rate my posts. Kindly make use of it.

IT’S WONDERFUL COMMENTS LIKE THIS ONE THAT MAKE ME PROUD TO BE A WORDPRESS MEMBER

Just one word, WOW ! Thanks a lot Jane for the awesome comment that you dropped on my page. I felt quite pleased while reading and approving it. Your comment inspired me to make more connections with my fellow bloggers here and to continue trading likes for likes. I already love how friendly you are. Have a fabulous day.

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DIFFERENCE

There is a part of me
That feels I am different from everyone else.
Something that I can’t quite see,
Something that I can’t quite feel,
Something so unreal.
But this ‘thing’ is always there,
This ‘thing’ with others, I will never share.
So I push it to the back of my mind,
All the thoughts of boys and clothes
And make-up, it is hiding behind.
Sometimes, when I have almost forgotten,
It comes back with such ferocity,
Angry and unforgiving.
I feel so lost and sad,
Whatever caused this feeling
Must have been so horrible and bad.
A lost memory or something else,
I’ll never know,
Whatever it is,
I know for sure,
I can never let this feeling show.

WHEN IS IT TIME ?

When is it time to say goodbye,
To all the love I’ve known,
When is it time to end your pain,
And leave me all alone?

I’ve watched you on your good days when
I feel your strength renewed;
But shortly after little ups,
The down days then ensue.

We ride this roller-coaster of
Emotions as we try,
To make it through another day,
And yet, I can’t deny …

That as I look into your face
On days that have been bad,
I see a look that beckons me
It’s tired, and hurt, and sad.

The little spark I used to see
Behind those loving eyes,
Is growing ever clouded
By life’s cruel inhumane side.

I try to see beyond the pain
You feel with every step;
And softly whisper to myself
This may get better yet.

If I can bear to watch you
Just another day or two;
I justify my reasons to
Ensure I cling to you.

For letting go is harder for
The person left behind;
It means that if I let you go,
I cannot turn back time.

Back to the days I long for now,
When you were full of life;
And every day held promise,
And our futures, clear and bright.

But now the lights are darkening …
We take it daily now;
I cannot see our futures clear
Or think beyond this cloud.

I think the hardest part in this
Is never knowing why,
I have to be courageous
And I have to say goodbye.

For if I let myself admit
It’s time to let you go;
I’d have to face reality
Without you … but I know …

That soon I have to face the
Final outcome that I dread,
And holding on will only serve
To hurt you in the end.

You’ve given such unselfish love
For all our time in life,
But if I hold too tightly,
You’ll not move t’ward the light …

On to a better life, where you
Can once again be free,
Of all the pain and discomfort
That holds you here to me.

So if I find the courage just to say
This last farewell,
I hope you will forgive me for
The time it took me; still …

I’ll hold with me, the memories
That in my heart remain,
Pray one day, down the road a’ways
… They’ll lesson my own pain.

THE FINAL ACT

Screeching tires, shattering glass,
twisting metal, fiberglass.
The scene is set it all goes black,
The curtain raised the final act.
Sirens raging in the night,
sounds of horror, gasps of fright.
Intense pain, the smell of blood
tearing eyes begin to flood.
They pull out our bodies one by one,
What is going on, we were only having fun!
One of my friends is missing, what did I do?
Her scattered belongings everywhere,
in the road there lies her shoe.
A man is leaning over me and looking in my eyes,
“What were you thinking, son”?
“Did you really think that you could drive?”
He pulled up the sheet still looking in my eyes,
“If you’d only called your Mom or Dad, you’d still be alive!”
I started to scream, I started to yell;
But no one could hear me, no one could tell.
They put me in an ambulance; they took me away.
The doctor at the hospital exclaimed, “DOA!”
My father’s in shock, my mother in tears,
she collapses in grief, overcome by the fear.
They take me to this house and place me in this box.
I keep asking what is happening,
But I cant make it stop.
Everyone is crying, my family is so sad.
I wish someone would answer me,
I’m starting to get mad.
My mother leans over me and kisses me good-bye,
My father pulling her away, she is screaming, “WHY”?
They lower my body into a dirt grave,
It feels so very cold, I yell to be saved.
Then I see an angel; I begin to cry.
Can you tell me what is happening?
she replies “YOU DIED.”
I can’t be dead; I’m still so young!
I want to do so many things – like sing, and dance, and run.
What about college or graduation day?
what about a wedding? Please – I want to stay.
The angel looked upon me, and with a saddened voice,
“It didn’t have to end like this; you knew you had a choice.”
“I’m sorry it’s too late now; time I can’t turn back.”
“Your life is finished; that, my son, is a fact!”
Why did this happen? I didn’t want to die!
The angel, she embraced me and with her words she sighed,
“Son, this is the consequence you paid to drink and drive.
I wish you made a better choice, If you did you would be alive.
It doesn’t matter if you beg me, or plead on bended knee, There is
nothing I can do, you have to come with me.”
Looking down at my family, I said my last good-bye.
“I’m sorry I disappointed you, Dad.
Mommy, please don’t cry,
I didn’t mean to hurt you, or cause you any pain.
I’m sorry all you’re left with is a grave that bears my name.
I’m sorry all your dreams for me have all been ripped away;
the plans for my future all gathered in a grave.
It was such a stupid thing I did, I wish I could take it back;
But the curtain is being lowered.
SO ENDS THE FINAL ACT…

A message from the author: PLEASE DON’T DRINK AND DRIVE IT DESTROYS
LIVES!!!

DRIFTING

I sometimes find I’m drifting
Through this life without effect;
I often wonder if I’m truly
Worth what I’ve been blessed.

I search through days that have been hard,
To try to understand,
The many trials that I have known,
The life that I have had.

You see me in my daily grind,
So confident and strong;
Yet when I am alone, I question
Just where I belong.

I often try too hard I find,
To analyze and guess,
To scrutinize, investigate
My life I will confess.

For somewhere deeper, there must be
Some meaning to this life,
Some way to make a difference,
Give a reason for this strife.

Is there some hidden meaning?
Some agenda to be found?
A greater purpose waiting
If I care to hang around?

It teases and it taunts me,
Always slightly out of sight;
A hazy vision out of reach,
Where darkness hides the light.

I struggle to bring clarity
To what awaits me there,
And yet this weak illusion
Always fades before my stare.

It seems the harder that I try,
To focus through the haze,
Just serves to add more questions,
Through my endless, tired gaze.

Perhaps I’m trying just too hard,
To understand it all,
For can we ever truly know
Just what we have in store?

Each incident, each moment passed,
Just adds upon the next,
But in the end, will I find truth …
Or will I be perplexed?

Perhaps I make it harder
Than it has to be sometimes,
But will my searching bring to me
My meaning over time?

Or will it leave me broken,
And confused as I feel now,
While questions bring no solitude,
To this, my wrinkled brow.

LOVE ON THE INTERNET

Though I wasn’t looking for anyone new,
One day I got e- mail and in it was you.
Charming, sensitive and so debonair,
I strongly resisted it go anywhere.

But letters and stories captured my heart,
Filled me with passion almost from the start.
Love on the Internet, how could it be?
These things just don’t happen to people like me.

But doves and butterflies flew into our lives,
Carrying messages we could not deny.
Each person has meaning and love to express,
And we could deny our hearts nothing less.

It’s a beautiful love that has grown between us,
Something beyond any words we discuss.
Much deeper than LOL, cyber kisses and such,
Far down to our souls, beyond human touch.

My love’s not confined by what it can see,
I feel you, I taste you, I experience your dream.
Close my eyes, and I envision what in my heart I can hear,
“Love knows no boundaries, no distance, no fear.”

It’s the soul that captures God’s love in a way
That eternally melts hearts together to stay.
Fused and sealed forever as one,
Love has its way and new life is begun.

NOT THERE

I stare at you across the room
I see your warming face
I try to see the inside you hide
Your feelings I try to embrace

I realize as I look at you
As I just sit and stare
I can see you perfectly clear
But for some reason you’re not there

I see your eyes, I see your face
But yet I can not see
Your loving inside that you had
I can’t see your personality

I realize how much that you have changed
How you don’t seem to care
I stare at you across the room
But yet you are not there

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