3 DAYS, 3 QUOTES CHALLENGE (DAY 2)

Asil Acasio has nominated me for the 3 Days, 3 Quotes Challenge.
Thank you so much for the award.

The rules of the challenge :
1. Thank the person who nominated you.
2. Post a quote a day for 3 days.
3. Each day, nominate 3 new bloggers to take part in the challenge.

My quote :

I’m looking to buy a new boomerang, how can I throw the old one out?

My nominees :
1. Kat
2. Jeanine
2. Sarah

HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT A MAN IS THINKING ABOUT HIS FUTURE ?

He buys two cases of beer instead of one.

QUOTE NUMBER 66

What great energy, intelligence, and magnificent beautiful eyes… But enough about me, how are you doing?

RELATIONSHIPS

Relationships these days start by pressing LIKE on her photo.

A VACATION

I’m in desperate need of a 6 month vacation… twice a year.

I’M SORRY OFFICER

I’m sorry officer but I can’t stop speeding… the earth is spinning way over the speed limit in this zone.

QUOTE NUMBER 65

If you want someone who will listen to you every time, do everything you tell them to do, and always be there for you for better or for worse, get a dog.

A TERRIBLE E-BOOK

This e-book is terrible, I’m going to burn it! I mean delete it…

YOUR BETTER HALF

If you can’t find your better half, try finding your better two quarters.

WHEN PLAN “A” FAILS

Don’t worry if plan A fails, there are 25 more letters in the alphabet.