Daily Archives: June 19, 2015
The other day I needed to pay a visit to the public toilet, so I found a public toilet that had two cubicles.
One of the doors was locked. So I went into the other one, closed the door, dropped my trousers and sat down.
A voice came from the cubicle next to me: ‘Hello mate, how are you doing?’
Although I thought that it was a bit strange, I didn’t want to be rude, so I replied, ‘Not too bad thanks.’
After a short pause, I heard the voice again ‘So, what are you up to?’
Again I answered, somewhat reluctantly, ‘Just having a quick shit… How about yourself?’
The next thing I heard him say was ‘Sorry mate, I’ll have to call you back. I’ve got some cunt in the cubicle next to me answering everything I say.’
Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me?
Bit of both, this is a rape.
A black man takes a girl home from a nightclub. She says “Show me whether it’s true what they say about black men”. So he stabs her & steals her purse.
My girlfriend and I were having sex the other day when she looked at me and said, “Make love to me like in the movies.”
So I fucked her in the ass, pulled out, and came all over her face and hair.
I guess we don’t watch the same movies.
How many house wives does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None! What the fuck are they doing out of the kitchen!?
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep – not screaming, like the passengers in his car.