Daily Archives: June 20, 2015

SOME MORNINGS

Some mornings I wake up bitchy

Other mornings I let her sleep.

A NASTY SURVEY

A survey was recently conducted into why men enjoy blow jobs so much.

– 10% said they liked the physical feeling.

– 12% said they liked the dominance.

– 78% said they liked the 20 minutes of fucking silence.

A WOMAN IS LIKE A PACK OF CARDS

You need a Heart to love her,

You need a Diamond to win her,

You need a Club to smash her head in,

And a Spade to bury the bitch.

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