Daily Archives: July 6, 2015

TEACHING AN ELEMENTARY SCHOOL

I had my first sexual experience at elementary school. I shagged little Jenny Jenkins behind the bike sheds.

She said I was better at fucking than teaching Maths.

PRICES

New Nicki Minaj DVD : £15

Tub of Vaseline : £3

XL Box of Tissues : £2

The look of disgust on the cashier’s face as you pay: Priceless

GREEK STYLE

I said to this prostitute, “Can I do you Greek style?”

“Sure,” she said.

So I shagged her up the arse and fucked off without paying.

MY GIRLFRIEND

My girlfriend is a porn star.

She is going to be so pissed off when she finds out.

YOUR DISHWASHER

What do you do when your dishwasher stops working?

Punch her in the face.

RAPE

I was raping a woman the other night and she cried, “Please, think of my children!”

Kinky bitch.

THE BLACK WOLF BLOGGER AWARD

My great friend Amy has nominated me for the Black Wolf Blogger Award. She is the owner of the blog La Audacia de Aquiles which is about Greek mythology. I sincerely thank her for my nomination. This is a new award and it’s the first time I’ve seen it. It is a representative of the wolf, which is a positive symbolism : the wolf has great intelligence, a deep connection with instincts and an appetite for freedom.

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This award has the following rules:

A. Thank the blogger who nominated you.
Many many thanks, Amy.

B. Answer these 4 questions;
1. Which was the first book you have read?
The first book that I remember reading was The Famous Five.
2. Why do you blog?
In order to express my innermost thoughts and to connect with new people.
3. What inspires you?
The internet does quite often, and the loads of generous educators who usually share knowledge there.
4. Do you write what you live or live what you write?
I write what I live.

C. Nominate 15 other bloggers.
I nominate the following peeps;
1. Theblondehustle
2. Ajoobacats
3. Jane Ridson
4. Juliacastorp
5. Iuliafloriana
6. Errinspelling
7. Michellechua24
8. Edwina’s Episodes
9. Blh25
10. Nanny Cool
11. Understandingdee
12. Shehanne Moore
13. Laurenpickens
14. Syn_Sunflower
15. Emily Nicole’s Story

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