Daily Archives: July 10, 2015

WI-FI

I’ve just renamed my Wi-Fi network to “Police Surveillance Van #02”.

That should keep my pikey neighbours on their toes for a while.

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https://mynameisemmanuelmuema.wordpress.com/2015/06/08/50-shades-of-blogging/
2. Lil Wayne’s Smartest Lyrics https://mynameisemmanuelmuema.wordpress.com/2015/03/22/lil-waynes-smartest-lyrics/
3. I’m Addicted To Lil Wayne https://mynameisemmanuelmuema.wordpress.com/2015/01/04/im-addicted-to-lil-wayne

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MY DAMN COMPUTER SPEAKERS

How come, during the day, the speakers on my computer are too quiet for me to hear them?

But when I sneak down in the middle of the night, go on Porn Hub and set everything to make it nearly silent, the sound of Jenna Haze being fucked in the arse is loud enough to wake the dead?

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2. Lil Wayne’s Smartest Lyrics https://mynameisemmanuelmuema.wordpress.com/2015/03/22/lil-waynes-smartest-lyrics/
3. I’m Addicted To Lil Wayne https://mynameisemmanuelmuema.wordpress.com/2015/01/04/im-addicted-to-lil-wayne

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MY BOSS

I texted my boss, “What’s the difference between this morning and your daughter?”

He answered, “I don’t know.”

I replied, “I’m not coming in this morning.”

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https://mynameisemmanuelmuema.wordpress.com/2015/06/08/50-shades-of-blogging/
2. Lil Wayne’s Smartest Lyrics https://mynameisemmanuelmuema.wordpress.com/2015/03/22/lil-waynes-smartest-lyrics/
3. I’m Addicted To Lil Wayne https://mynameisemmanuelmuema.wordpress.com/2015/01/04/im-addicted-to-lil-wayne

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MR. HEISENBERG

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heisenberg

Walter Hartwell White (also known by his clandestine alias Heisenberg) is the main protagonist in AMC’s American television drama series Breaking Bad. The character, who possesses qualities of an anti-hero, antagonist, and tragic hero, was created by series creator Vince Gilligan and is portrayed by Bryan Cranston. A graduate of the California Institute of Technology, Walt was once a promising chemist who was one of the founders of the multi-billion dollar company Gray Matter Technologies. He abruptly left the company, selling his shares for $5,000, and subsequently moved to Albuquerque, New Mexico where he became a high school chemistry teacher. After being diagnosed with Stage III A lung cancer, he resorts to manufacturing methamphetamine and drug dealing to ensure his family’s financial security after his death.

THIS IS MY FAVOURITE SONG FROM THE FREE WEEZY ALBUM

Pyscho, you’ve got me pyscho. I can’t stop bumping along to this new hit by Tunechi. My favourite lyrics from the song are;

Even psycho’s need love too, I save all her text messages
I smell her panties while she in the bathroom
And taste whatever she left in them
I take pictures of her when she not lookin’
Study ’em microscopically
Marry me and then bury me and then bury her on top of me

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Christina Milian, Lil,Wayne’s girlfriend, just liked my photo a few minutes ago.

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