Daily Archives: July 16, 2015
I was about 14-years-old when my dad caught me drinking.
I said, “Dad, honest it’s the first time.”
“That’s a lie” he replied, “No one ever gets caught at doing anything the first time.”
So later that night, I went out and raped someone.Follow @ManuMuema
The 1st kind of sex is called:
Smurf Sex; This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone, and you both have sex until you are blue in the face.
The 2nd kind of sex is called:
Kitchen Sex; This is when you have been with your partner for a short time, and you are so needy you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen.
The 3rd kind of sex is called:
Bedroom Sex; This is when you have been with Your partner for a long time. Your sex has gotten routine, and you usually have sex only in your bedroom.
The 4th kind of sex is called:
Hallway Sex; This is when you have been with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the hallway you both say “Fuck you!”
The 5th kind of sex is called:
Courtroom Sex; This is when you cannot stand your wife any more. She takes you to court and screws you in front of everyone.
The 6th kind of sex is called:
Pension Sex; You get a little each month. But not enough to enjoy yourself.