Daily Archives: July 19, 2015

LITTLE JOHNNY IN MATH CLASS

Little Johnny was in his maths lesson one day when his teacher asked him a question to see if he was paying attention.
“If I gave you ยฃ20,” she began, “and you gave ยฃ5 to Mary, ยฃ5 to Sally and ยฃ5 to Susan, what would you have?”
Johnny thought about this and then answered, “An orgy?”

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STATISTICS

Statistics say women think they are smarter than men because they can fake orgasms for the relationship.

Men say, “Big fucking deal, try faking a relationship just for the shag!”

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CAPITALISATION

Capitalisation is the difference between “I helped my uncle Jack off a horse,” and “I helped my uncle jack off a horse

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