Daily Archives: July 19, 2015
Little Johnny was in his maths lesson one day when his teacher asked him a question to see if he was paying attention.
“If I gave you £20,” she began, “and you gave £5 to Mary, £5 to Sally and £5 to Susan, what would you have?”
Johnny thought about this and then answered, “An orgy?”
Statistics say women think they are smarter than men because they can fake orgasms for the relationship.
Men say, “Big fucking deal, try faking a relationship just for the shag!”Follow @ManuMuema