Daily Archives: July 26, 2015
I surveyed 100 women and asked them what shampoo they used when showering.
98 of them said, “How the fuck did you get in here?”Follow @ManuMuema
I was fucking my secretary up the arse when my wife walked in.
She said, “You can’t do this to me!”
I said, “I know… that’s why I’m doing it to her.”Follow @ManuMuema
Warning: This movie ‘MAY’ contain nudity?
Either it does or it doesn’t, don’t waste my fucking time.Follow @ManuMuema