Daily Archives: July 31, 2015

WATCHING TV

My wife just asked me to throw her the remote control for the TV.
I threw her vibrator instead.
She asked, “What’s that for?”
I said, “I’m watching the football match – go fuck yourself!”

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A PORN FLICK

I was watching a porno and this girl managed to gag on the bloke’s cock for up to five minutes at a time. Amazed by such a performance, I tried this with my wife and ended up killing her.

Turns out that I just have a slow internet connection.

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