Daily Archives: August 4, 2015
My marriage counsellor said I needed to be more spontaneous.
So I raped her.Follow @ManuMuema
Harry is visiting his grandma. She complains about the high cost of living. “When I was a girl, you could go out with a shilling and come back home with a dozen eggs, two pints of milk, a pound of bacon, half a pound of tea and a fresh chicken.”
“Yes,” says Harry, “that’s inflation for you.”
“It’s nothing to do with inflation,” says grandma, “It’s all them fucking CCTV cameras they have nowadays.”
1. My wife has suddenly decided to drop all charges against me for assault, how do I inform the court?.
2. How do you get blood stains out of a beige carpet, a garage floor and the boot of a 1988 Sierra?Follow @ManuMuema