Daily Archives: August 16, 2015
I had to go in for a prostrate exam today.
It was my first time so it turned out to be a very disturbing experience.
Mainly because of how good it felt when he pulled his finger out.Follow @ManuMuema
My daughter’s boyfriend brought her home drunk.
“Quick, call an ambulance,” I shouted.
“She’s only a bit pissed,” he said.
“It’s not for her,” I replied.
When we were courting my wife would tell me she loved to put certain things in her mouth and would lick her lips slowly and say she always swallowed.
I rushed the marriage through as fast as I could and found out what it was.
The first rule of Wank Club is ;
Never shake hands with another member of Wank Club.
I think I could do a better job than most male porn stars. Not the sex, of course . . . but I could certainly do a better job of ignoring distractions while cleaning the pool or mowing the lawn.
I knew our sex life was over.
She took my hand, looked at me with tear-filled eyes and said …