Daily Archives: August 21, 2015

MY FETISHES

My wife shouted that she’s had had enough of my weird sexual fetish acts.

So I packed my case, wanked over my clothes and left.

The woman is clearly mad.

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HOW YOU KNOW A PORN IS BORING

You know it must be a boring porn video when you start wondering if a woman’s long, fake nails hurt her when she’s masturbating.

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REPORTS

Reports suggest that licking a toilet seat is more hygienic than biting your nails.

So why is everyone on the bus staring at me and my toilet seat?

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