Daily Archives: September 3, 2015


“Kim” is a song by American rapper Eminem which appears on his 2000 album The Marshall Mathers LP. The song reflects intense anger and hatred toward Eminem’s then-wife Kim Mathers and features Eminem imitating her voice, and ends with Eminem killing Kim and placing her corpse into the trunk of his car. Eminem wrote this song, along with “’97 Bonnie & Clyde” (where Eminem and his daughter go to the lake to dispose of Kim’s dead body), at a time when he and Kim were having marital problems and Kim was preventing him from seeing his daughter Hailie.

On the clean version of The Marshall Mathers LP, this song is replaced by a clean version of “The Kids” (an unedited version can be found on the CD single of “The Way I Am”, the UK and deluxe editions of The Marshall Mathers LP).

Ever since they met in 1989, Eminem and Kimberly Anne “Kim” Scott have had an on-and-off relationship. They had a daughter together named Hailie Jade, who was born on Christmas Day 1995. The couple married in 1999 and divorced in 2001, later re-married in 2006 and divorced that same year. “Kim” is the second song by Eminem about Kim, the first being “’97 Bonnie & Clyde” from his major-label debut album The Slim Shady LP (1999). An instrumental version of the song is played at the start of the music video of “The Way I Am”.

Eminem is both emotional and aggressive throughout the entire song, as the song portrays him murdering Kim.[1] The song begins with Eminem in Kim’s home (after murdering her husband and her stepson). Eminem is talking calmly to their daughter, who is sleeping, and subsequently starts to shout verbal abuse at Kim, which remains a common element throughout the entire song. Eminem sings “So long, bitch you did me so wrong/I don’t want to go on living in this world without you” in the hook two times.

In the second verse, the setting changes to Eminem and Kim in a car. During the verse, he shouts “There’s a four year old little boy laying dead with a slit throat in your living room!”. In the album version of the song, the words “four” and “boy” are censored, because of the Columbine High School massacre and its reference to child murder. An uncensored, rare version of “Kim” was leaked into the internet, before the massacre and album release, which was titled “Bitch So Wrong”, which doesn’t censor the words “four” and “boy”, but has bad quality and is slightly different from the album version: It doesn’t have the intro and outro, smashes are not heard when he says “This couch, this TV, this whole house is mine”, the truck’s horn is different when he says “What the fuck’s this guy’s problem on the side of me?!”, and rustling is not heard in the woods when Kim is running away from Eminem. The chorus of the uncensored version is also different from the album version, with the album version echoing Eminem’s voice, the choruses sound different each time in the uncensored version, but the last chorus is similar to the choruses of the album version. The song continues with Eminem driving frantically through traffic, and stopping in the woods, where Kim tries to run away, but fails. The final verse ends with Eminem slitting Kim’s throat, while screaming “Bleed, bitch! Bleed!”. The song then ends in a prolonged outro during which the listener can hear a skit called “Mommy”, which was released on The Slim Shady EP, which was placed before “Just the Two of Us”. The skit includes sounds of a dead body being dragged through the grass and thrown into the trunk of a car. This same skit is played as the beginning of “97′ Bonnie & Clyde” (a later remastered version of “Just the Two of Us” from The Slim Shady EP), indicating the association between the two songs and the direct chronology of events.


The Rolling Stone album review of The Marshall Mathers LP stated that:

Things degenerate from there into the mountain of bile reserved for Kim, the mother of his baby and the star of the world’s most public ongoing murder fantasy […] ‘Kim’ has Eminem screaming at his ex in an insane stream-of-consciousness hate spew. There’s little humor to blunt the shock of the hellbent animosity of ‘Kim.’ What makes it powerful is that, of course, he doesn’t just hate her. It’s the most harrowing sick-love song since Guns N’ Roses’ ‘Used to Love Her.'[2]

While Entertainment Weekly wrote that:

‘Kim’, a prequel to ’97 Bonnie and Clyde’ is a shout-rapped enactment of domestic violence so real it chills… ‘Stan’ and ‘Kim’ blaze significant new ground for rap.

Complex ranked “Kim” at #21 on their list of the 25 most violent rap songs of all time[4] and at #4 on their list of the 25 most depressing rap songs.


1. “Superman”
Good Lordy whoadie, you must be gone off that water bottle
You want what you can’t have, ooh girl that’s too damn bad
Don’t touch what you can’t grab, end up with two backhands
Put anthrax on a Tampax, and slap you ’til you can’t stand
Girl you just blew your chance, don’t mean to ruin your plans.

2. “My Name Is”
My English teacher wanted to flunk me in Junior High
Thanks a lot, next semester I’ll be thirty-five
I smacked him in his face with an eraser, chased him with a stapler
And stapled his nuts to a stack of papers
Walked in the strip club, had my jacket zipped up
Flashed the bartender, then stuck my dick in her tip cup.

3. “Just Lose It”
I get a little bit out of control with my rhymes
Good God, dip, do a little slide
Bend down, touch your toes and just glide
Up the center of the dance floor
Like TP for my bunghole.

4. “The Real Slim Shady”
It’s funny; cause at the rate I’m going when I’m thirty
I’ll be the only person in the nursing home flirting
Pinching nurses asses when I’m jacking off with Jergens
And I’m jerkin but this whole bag of Viagra isn’t working
And every single person is a Slim Shady lurking
He could be working at Burger King, spitting on your onion rings
Or in the parking lot, circling
Screaming “I don’t give a fuck!”

5. “Brain Damage”
Way before my baby daughter Hailey
I was harassed daily by this fat kid named D’Angelo Bailey
An eighth grader who acted obnoxious, cause his father boxes
so everyday he’d shove me in the lockers
One day he came in the bathroom while I was pissin
And had me in the position to beat me into submission
He banged my head against the urinal til he broke my nose,
Soaked my clothes in blood, grabbed me and choked my throat.

6. “Still Don’t Give a Fuck”
I walked into a gunfight with a knife to kill you
And cut you so fast when your blood spilled it was still blue
I’ll hang you til you dangle and chain you with both ankles
And pull you apart from both angles
I wanna crush your skull til your brains leaks out of your veins
And bust open like broken water mains.

7. “Insane”
Don’t you know what felch means? (yeah), well then tell me would you rather get felched or do the felching
Fuck him in the ass, suck the cum out while you’re belching
Burp, belch, then go back for a second helping Can you dig what I’m sayin’ man, can you smell me?
I want you to feel me like my stepfather felt me.

8. “I’m Shady”
I just wanna make a few things clear
My baby mama’s not dead she’s still alive and bitchin’
And I don’t have herpes, my dick’s just itchin’
It’s not syphilis, and as for being AIDS infested
I don’t know yet, I’m too scared to get tested.

9. “Role Model”
I came to the club drunk with a fake ID
Don’t you wanna grow up to be just like me!
I’ve been with 10 women who got HIV
Now don’t you wanna grow up to be just like me!
I got genital warts and it burns when I pee
Don’t you wanna grow up to be just like me!
I tie a rope around my penis and jump from a tree
You probably wanna grow up to be just like me!

10. “Shit On You”
I’ll Shit On You! I’ll spit on you
Start pissing and do the opposite on you
You weren’t listening, I said I’ll cop a squat on you
Start spilling my guts like chicken cordon blew and
Straight shit like Notorious B.I.G. did to that bitch
on his skit on his last album
Pull my pants down and…

You may also want to read Eminem’s Sickest Lyrics :



When my wife had her appendix out she was left with rather an unsightly scar. She’s saying she’ll never wear a bikini again.

And that, Dr. Wilson, is why I’ve bought you this magnum of champagne.


Always thought the four words I never wanted to hear from my wife were, “I want a divorce”.

Turns out it’s actually, “What is your password”.


Sent a note through my neighbour’s letterbox this morning.

It read: “I don’t know whether it is spelt ‘died’ or ‘dyed’, either way, I’m afraid your cat is a different colour.. And not alive.”


I think my doctor uses hallucinogenic drugs.

I went for my hearing exam and he insisted that we keep the door shut because of the “terrible giraffe”.


You’d be fucked if Usain Bolt was a rapist.



Women, if a gentleman says, ‘Ladies go first’

He just wants a view of your ass.


My wife’s gynaecologist just stepped out to give her privacy and change into the gown.

He will then proceed to look at her vagina.


Nick recently shared a pic on IG with us.
“Just landed in Dubai with bae,” she captioned it.


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