10 OF EMINEM’S MOST HORRIBLY DISGUSTING LYRICS

1. “Superman”
Good Lordy whoadie, you must be gone off that water bottle
You want what you can’t have, ooh girl that’s too damn bad
Don’t touch what you can’t grab, end up with two backhands
Put anthrax on a Tampax, and slap you ’til you can’t stand
Girl you just blew your chance, don’t mean to ruin your plans.

2. “My Name Is”
My English teacher wanted to flunk me in Junior High
Thanks a lot, next semester I’ll be thirty-five
I smacked him in his face with an eraser, chased him with a stapler
And stapled his nuts to a stack of papers
Walked in the strip club, had my jacket zipped up
Flashed the bartender, then stuck my dick in her tip cup.

3. “Just Lose It”
I get a little bit out of control with my rhymes
Good God, dip, do a little slide
Bend down, touch your toes and just glide
Up the center of the dance floor
Like TP for my bunghole.

4. “The Real Slim Shady”
It’s funny; cause at the rate I’m going when I’m thirty
I’ll be the only person in the nursing home flirting
Pinching nurses asses when I’m jacking off with Jergens
And I’m jerkin but this whole bag of Viagra isn’t working
And every single person is a Slim Shady lurking
He could be working at Burger King, spitting on your onion rings
Or in the parking lot, circling
Screaming “I don’t give a fuck!”

5. “Brain Damage”
Way before my baby daughter Hailey
I was harassed daily by this fat kid named D’Angelo Bailey
An eighth grader who acted obnoxious, cause his father boxes
so everyday he’d shove me in the lockers
One day he came in the bathroom while I was pissin
And had me in the position to beat me into submission
He banged my head against the urinal til he broke my nose,
Soaked my clothes in blood, grabbed me and choked my throat.

6. “Still Don’t Give a Fuck”
I walked into a gunfight with a knife to kill you
And cut you so fast when your blood spilled it was still blue
I’ll hang you til you dangle and chain you with both ankles
And pull you apart from both angles
I wanna crush your skull til your brains leaks out of your veins
And bust open like broken water mains.

7. “Insane”
Don’t you know what felch means? (yeah), well then tell me would you rather get felched or do the felching
Fuck him in the ass, suck the cum out while you’re belching
Burp, belch, then go back for a second helping Can you dig what I’m sayin’ man, can you smell me?
I want you to feel me like my stepfather felt me.

8. “I’m Shady”
I just wanna make a few things clear
My baby mama’s not dead she’s still alive and bitchin’
And I don’t have herpes, my dick’s just itchin’
It’s not syphilis, and as for being AIDS infested
I don’t know yet, I’m too scared to get tested.

9. “Role Model”
I came to the club drunk with a fake ID
Don’t you wanna grow up to be just like me!
I’ve been with 10 women who got HIV
Now don’t you wanna grow up to be just like me!
I got genital warts and it burns when I pee
Don’t you wanna grow up to be just like me!
I tie a rope around my penis and jump from a tree
You probably wanna grow up to be just like me!

10. “Shit On You”
I’ll Shit On You! I’ll spit on you
Start pissing and do the opposite on you
You weren’t listening, I said I’ll cop a squat on you
Start spilling my guts like chicken cordon blew and
Straight shit like Notorious B.I.G. did to that bitch
on his skit on his last album
Pull my pants down and…

You may also want to read Eminem’s Sickest Lyrics :

https://mynameisemmanuelmuema.wordpress.com/2013/12/17/the-sickest-lyrics-by-eminem/

About Emmanuel Muema

Hi, I'm Emmanuel Muema, a Human Resource University graduate, an obsessive blogger, a graphic artist and a huge hiphop fan. I enjoy Lil Wayne's music quite a lot. Find me on Twitter, Instagram, Facebook and Google Plus. I would love to connect with as many Wordpress users as possible. Let's trade likes and comments.

Posted on September 3, 2015, in EMINEM and tagged . Bookmark the permalink. Leave a comment.

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