Daily Archives: September 7, 2015

HOW I LIKE MY WOMEN

I like my coffee like I like my women.

Hot, black and imported from Brazil in a shipping container.

SHOPPING

Have you got somewhere I can try these on, please?” I asked the shop assistant.

“Please take your Durex and leave,” she replied.

3 NASTY CELEBRITIES

Kim Kardasian, Justin Bieber, and Lady Gaga walk into a bar,

Who does the barman shoot first?

SOUND ADVICE FOR THE LADIES

Don’t ask… just trust me.

Never, ever put your vibrator in the same drawer where you keep your taser.

MY WIFE

Much like having sex with my wife,

A website just logged her out due to inactivity.

MY COACH’S ADVICE

“If you really want to beat your wife, you should focus on a more powerful swing.”

The sound advice of my tennis coach.

EMINEM THREATENS TO RAPE IGGY AZALEA IN A VIOLENT NEW SONG TITLED VEGAS

Eminem often calls out celebrities in his rap songs, but he may have taken things a bit too far with his newest track, ‘Vegas,’ during which he threatens to rape Iggy Azalea. Read the disturbing lyrics here.
A one minute clip of Eminem ‘s new song “Vegas,” which is a part of his upcoming album Shady XV, was released on iTunes on Nov. 19. On the track, the 42-year-old Grammy-winning rapper targets Iggy Azalea , 24. The lyrics are quite disturbing.
Eminem’s New Song ‘Vegas’: Rapper Threatens To Rape Iggy Azalea
Is Eminem taking things too far? He raps in “Vegas”:

“So swallow my pride you’re lucky just to follow my ride.
If I let you run alongside the Humvee. Unless you’re Nicki, grab you by the wrist, let’s ski.
So what’s it gon’ be?
Put that shit away Iggy.
You don’t wanna blow that rape whistle on me.
Scream! I love it.
‘Fore I get lost with the gettin’ off.”

Wow. We know Eminem is known for his rather explicit lyrics (let’s not forget “Love the Way You Lie” with Rihanna), but he seems to be taking things way too far, and comes off as offensive, not just towards Iggy, but also women in general!

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