Daily Archives: September 10, 2015
My wife asked, “Have you ever made a costly mistake?”
I replied, “Yes, spending £20,000 for our fucking wedding.”
I realiZed my wife was a fat slag on our first date when she went back for seconds.
I should never have taken her to that gangbang in the first place.
My wife has OCD and has to turn everything off at night.
Including her sex drive, it seems.
To whoever sprayed, ‘CHEAP WHORE’ on my wife’s car.
I’d have given you $30 for a handjob, but you didn’t leave a phone number.
Hi readers, don’t be mad at my joke. I have a dark sense of humour.
Molestation. It’s a touchy subject.
Me and my wife play a game of charades every night:
I pretend to like her and she pretends to like me.