Daily Archives: September 10, 2015

BEING BIPOLAR

I hate being bipolar, It’s awesome!

MY WIFE

My wife asked, “Have you ever made a costly mistake?”

I replied, “Yes, spending Β£20,000 for our fucking wedding.”

MY FAMILY

My family’s going to sell Viagra for generations to come.

WHAT DOES CHLOROFORM SMELL LIKE?

It smells like waking up with a sore bum hole.

MY WIFE

I realiZed my wife was a fat slag on our first date when she went back for seconds.

I should never have taken her to that gangbang in the first place.

MY WIFE

My wife has OCD and has to turn everything off at night.

Including her sex drive, it seems.

MY WIFE’S CAR

To whoever sprayed, ‘CHEAP WHORE’ on my wife’s car.

I’d have given you $30 for a handjob, but you didn’t leave a phone number.

A SICK JOKE

Hi readers, don’t be mad at my joke. I have a dark sense of humour.

Molestation. It’s a touchy subject.

ME AND MY WIFE

Me and my wife play a game of charades every night:

I pretend to like her and she pretends to like me.

A VERY KEEN WOMAN

A woman has just written a Facebook status claiming I’m a peeping Tom.

Shit, I think she’s about to click post!

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