MY GRANNY

I said to my granny, “Remember to lock all your doors and Windows tonight, or someone might break in and rape you.”

The next day I was walking round when I noticed her Windows and door were lying open, so I immediately burst upstairs in a panic to find her lying on the bed crying.

I asked, “Did someone break in?”

She replied, “No, you lying little shit!”

About Emmanuel Muema

Hi, I'm Emmanuel Muema, a Human Resource University graduate, an obsessive blogger, a graphic artist and a huge hiphop fan. I enjoy Lil Wayne's music quite a lot. Find me on Twitter, Instagram, Facebook and Google Plus. I would love to connect with as many Wordpress users as possible. Let's trade likes and comments.

Posted on September 10, 2015, in MISCELLANEOUS POSTS. Bookmark the permalink. Leave a comment.

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