Daily Archives: September 12, 2015
MY RETIREMENT PLAN
My bank manager said to me, “Do you have a retirement plan?”
I said, “Yes, I’m going to spend all my money on coke and prostitutes before my kids get their fucking hands on it.”
MY VISIT TO THE DOCTOR
Went to the doctor’s this morning for a prostrate examination.
“Don’t be embarrassed”, He said, “Taking trousers off is normal for this type of procedure.”
“Erm…Ok”, I replied, “Should I take mine off as well?”