MY WIFE

The morning of my wife’s birthday I handed her her first gift. As she unwrapped it she said, “It’s a fucking wand! What do I want with a fucking wand?”

“It’s not just any wand.” I replied, “It’s a magic wand!”

“Really?” she said, “What’s it do?”

“Why don’t you give it shake,” I told her, “and don’t forget to say the magic words.

“Okay,” She said shaking the wand, “Abracadabra!”

“Fuck me love!” I said peering down the side of the bed, “You’re not going to believe this.”

“What is it?” she asked all excitedly.

I said, “You’ve just made all your other presents disappear!”

About Emmanuel Muema

Hi, I'm Emmanuel Muema, a blogger and a huge Lil Wayne's music quite a lot. Find me on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook.

Posted on September 16, 2015, in MISCELLANEOUS POSTS. Bookmark the permalink. Leave a comment.

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