Daily Archives: October 2, 2015
When it comes to masturbation, there are many ways of getting yourself off. I use most of them from time to time, but my favourite is called the “Abraham Lincoln.”
That’s when I shoot a load into the back of an unsuspecting person’s head and then try to run out of the theatre before anyone can catch me.
Someone’s shopping a sex tape around starring Lil Wayne and 2 chicks, but Wayne’s reps tell me, if a porn company dares to market it, they will have hell to pay. I’m told that the big porn companies have been contacted by a person in possession of the tape, which shows Wayne in nothing but his socks, and 2 more-than-accommodating women who do all the work. Wayne’s rep says if there is a tape, the rapper didn’ t know he was being filmed . And the rep makes it clear they will pounce if a tape is released to the public, saying , “We’ll sue the hell out of them.” Without Wayne’s sign-off, the big porn companies would never take the risk.Follow @ManuMuema