Daily Archives: October 6, 2015

NICKI MINAJ EXPOSES HER NAKED BOOBS

Nicki Minaj exposed her boobs for all to see. She uploaded the sexy and revealing photos on Instagram. Her famous boobs were completely naked except for the fact that she covered just her nipples with leopard print pasties. It was truly a sight to behold. Everyone knows that being sexy sells and so does Miss Minaj. I have uploaded a video on You Tube for you amazing peeps too see. Click here to watch the YOU TUBE VIDEO

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Click on this link to watch a video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hnZUsfBcMnk

NICKI MINAJ SQUEEZES A FAN’S BOOBS WHILE PERFORMING ON STAGE IN GERMANY

It looks like Nicki Minaj is having a lot of fun on her European leg of the Pinkprint Tour. On Friday (March 20), her trek landed in Frankfurt, Germany and suffice to say, the Barbz were happy to see her. So much so, one fan allowed the Queen to get a little touchy-feely. During her set, Minaj invited two of her loyal fans to join her on stage. However, one German fan caught the “Truffle Butter” rapper’s eyes. Minaj shared some photos on her Instagram account of the German fan she was quite enamored with. “Brought these two on stage tonight. This girl was so pretty and had the best boobs,” she wrote in the photo’s caption.
The Young Money superstar the squeezed her blobs much to the fan’s delight. The female concert goer even showed Minaj her tongue. “She wanted to get it poppin so I got it poppin right back. I’m not kidding. Tittieez on fleek,” Minaj wrote. If you haven’t bought tickets to Minaj’s U.S. tour, then what are you waiting for? And who knows, if your books are on fleek you might get a chance to have Minaj squeezed them in front of a sold-out crowd.

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Here is the embedded photo from Instagram.

MY WIFE

I got home early from work today and heard loud grunting noises coming from the bedroom.

My heart raced as I run up the stairs. I burst through the door and my wife was standing there half naked.

“These jeans are too bloody small,” she said, standing in front of the mirror.

MY ALL-NEW BLOGLOVIN’ ACCOUNT

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ME

I was at a funeral today and I asked the caterer for the WiFi password.

“Have some respect for the dead!” He said.

“Ok,” I replied. “Is that all lowercase without spaces?”

MY CELL MATE

“What are you here for?” asked my prison cell mate.

I said, “Sex.”

A NEW WORDPRESS.COM DOMAIN

I have just updated my domain name to mynameisemmanuelmuema. Catch me @ that URL guys.

TAKING NOTE

I’ve kept a note of every time I’ve masturbated since the age of 12.

I don’t know how many times that is because the pages of the notebook are stuck together.

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