A CRAZY NURSE

A woman gives birth, and a nurse takes the baby into an adjacent room to clean it up. She re-enters and approaches the mother, the babe wrapped up in a towel in her arms. 

“Congratulations,” she says. “It’s a healthy baby girl.” As she says this, she accidentally drops the baby, which promptly lands right on its squishy noggin. 

“My baby!” screams the mother. 

“Don’t worry, I’ll get it!” smiles the nurse. 

However, she unfortunately stumbles and places her foot right on the baby’s face, before accidentally kicking it across the room. It hits the wall with a sickening crack before the nurse runs over to it, peels it off the floor and throws it out of the window. 

“What are you doing?!” yells the mother. 

“April Fools!” replies the nurse. “It was already dead!”

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About Emmanuel Muema

Hi, I'm Emmanuel Muema, a Human Resource University graduate, an obsessive blogger, a graphic artist and a huge hiphop fan. I enjoy Lil Wayne's music quite a lot. Find me on Twitter, Instagram, Facebook and Google Plus. I would love to connect with as many Wordpress users as possible. Let's trade likes and comments.

Posted on October 7, 2015, in MISCELLANEOUS POSTS. Bookmark the permalink. Leave a comment.

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