LITTLE JOHNNY

After Little Johnny learned about fire safety in school one day, his teacher asked him what he would do if his clothes
were on fire.

Little Johnny answered, ” I wouldn’t put them on!”

TAYLOR SWIFT IS THE NEW QUEEN OF INSTAGRAM

Move over Kim Kardashian and Beyonce, Taylor Swift is taking the throne. 

The “Bad Blood” singer reached an Instagram milestone on Thursday when her follower count checked in at over 50 million – beating out Kardashian and Beyoncé who have 48.4 and 47.5 million followers, respectively. 

“50 million followers!! Thanks so much guys. I’m pretty sure this is just because I have cute cats thought,” Swift, 25, captioned a screenshot of her page. 

Her Instagram reign comes just days after the pop star talked about taking a break from the spotlight in her cover story with NME magazine. 

“I think I should take some time off,” Swift said. “I think people might need a break from me. I’m going to … I don’t know. Hang out with my friends. Write new music. Maybe not write new music. I don’t know.” 

Turns out, maybe the world isn’t ready for a break from you just yet Taylor.

TAYLOR SWIFT’S NUDE LEAKED PHOTOS

The photos above reportedly showing Taylor Swift just after having sex were just leaked online.

Follow me on Instagram.

ME

I’ve a wife who is a vegan, a brother-in-law who is an LGBT activist and a sister who is a feminist.

I also have the best earplugs in the world.

MY WIFE

There’s a saying that “chicks dig scars”, my wife definitely does.

Judging by the amount of times she answers back.

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PROVERBS

You can lead a horse to water but it’s pretty crowded there because of all the men you taught to fish in that other proverb.

REAGAN GOMEZ GETS FEATURED ON KING MAGAZINE

EAGAB

DEMI LOVATO POSES COMPLETELY NAKED FOR THE COVER OF VANITY FAIR MAGAZINE