Daily Archives: October 10, 2015
After Little Johnny learned about fire safety in school one day, his teacher asked him what he would do if his clothes
were on fire.
Little Johnny answered, ” I wouldn’t put them on!”
Move over Kim Kardashian and Beyonce, Taylor Swift is taking the throne.
The “Bad Blood” singer reached an Instagram milestone on Thursday when her follower count checked in at over 50 million – beating out Kardashian and Beyoncé who have 48.4 and 47.5 million followers, respectively.
“50 million followers!! Thanks so much guys. I’m pretty sure this is just because I have cute cats thought,” Swift, 25, captioned a screenshot of her page.
Her Instagram reign comes just days after the pop star talked about taking a break from the spotlight in her cover story with NME magazine.
“I think I should take some time off,” Swift said. “I think people might need a break from me. I’m going to … I don’t know. Hang out with my friends. Write new music. Maybe not write new music. I don’t know.”
Turns out, maybe the world isn’t ready for a break from you just yet Taylor.
I’ve a wife who is a vegan, a brother-in-law who is an LGBT activist and a sister who is a feminist.
I also have the best earplugs in the world.
There’s a saying that “chicks dig scars”, my wife definitely does.
Judging by the amount of times she answers back.
You can lead a horse to water but it’s pretty crowded there because of all the men you taught to fish in that other proverb.