Daily Archives: October 18, 2015

A THOUSAND FOLLOWERS, FINALLY !!!

Today is an amazing day. I have finally hit 1K follows on WP. It’s a very valid reason for celebrating. Yipee.

Screenshot (35)_edited

Screenshot (40)

Screenshot (39)

Screenshot (36)

image

image

MY WIFE

My wife accused me of being unromantic the other day.

I said, “Do you remember when I proposed to you? You said it was the happiest day of your life!”

“That’s because you asked me the day I won the lottery,” she replied.

MY GIRL

Looking around in disappointment, my girlfriend said:

“When you told me I’d never forget tonight, I was expecting a big ring.”

“All in good time love,” I said, reaching for the lube. “All in good time.”

MY WIFE

“Do you like having sex with me when I wear something sexy or when I’m totally naked?” asked my wife.

“No,” I replied.

TODAY WAS A BAD DAY

A man put his charity bucket in my face.

He said, “Do you wish to change the lives of those that are starving?”

I stopped and said, “Do you?”

“Do I ?” I replied. “Of course I do.”

I said, “Get the fuck out my way, then, I want to buy my lunch.”

COMEDIANS

Male Comedian: A man who stands on stage and says funny things.

Female Comedian: A woman who stands on stage and tells us funny things her husband has said.

%d bloggers like this: