Daily Archives: October 24, 2015

MY DOUBLE NAMESAKE

Aint life funny? It’s more than amazing to remember that I went to the same high school with this pal of mine with whom we share not one but both names. It’s a one in a million coincidence.  #Emmanuel Muema

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Here I am

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* 50 Shades of Blogging https://mynameisemmanuelmuema.wordpress.com/2015/06/08/50-shades-of-blogging/
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MY WIFE

My wife’s going to hit the fucking roof.

Tomorrow afternoon, when her parachute fails.

GLASS HOUSES

People in glass houses shouldn’t throw stones.

Or grow weed, according to the policemen outside my windows.

AVRIL NYAMBURA GIVES ME A SALUTE BECAUSE I WAS WEARING TRUKFIT

Avril, a local celebrity and my secret crush, gave me a salute yesterday (28th February 2014) as she was performing live on stage because I had on these matching Trukfit apparel. It was truly an amazing moment in my life. Shout out to Trukfit. Truk Da Wurl.

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Check out my best post ; I’M ADDICTED TO LIL WAYNE https://mynameisemmanuelmuema.wordpress.com/2015/01/04/im-addicted-to-lil-wayne/

AVRIL NYAMBURA ADDRESSES PREGNANCY RUMOURS

Curvaceous singer Avril Nyambura, has refuted rumours doing rounds on social media that she is pregnant.

Word spread like bushfire that the ‘Nikimuona’ hit-maker is expectant after she recently posted a photo of a kid’s shoe on her official Instagram page.

The picture spawned massive pregnancy speculations prompting some of her followers to send her congratulatory messages.

One fan on Instagram said, “Welcome to parenthood, Avril.”

Mseto East Africa looked out for Avril to confirm the rumours which she quickly brushed off. She went further to explain that the shoe photo she posted on her social media page belongs to her nephew.

The jovial singer has been engaged to her South African boyfriend for close to two years now, and in 2014 she opened up about her man and relationship.

‘I am dating a very loving man from South Africa and he is based there, not Kenya as many people have said. We met in 2012 and we became quite good friends from then on. We did not start dating until sometime in 2013 and in him I have found a man of my dreams, a real gentleman,’ said Avril.

On their marital plans and where their new family will be based, Avril revealed she wished she could switch both countries.

‘Kenya is my home but if we get married, I am obligated as an African woman to be with my husband. With my man being the sweetheart he is, I am sure we will have homes in both countries,’ she said.

Avirl has been chosen to represent Kenya in the on-going Coke Studio Africa recording. She has been paired with Nigerian rapper MI Abaga. The show, which is in its third season, will be airing on Citizen TV later in the year.

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AVRIL NYAMBURA IS TRULY THE FLYEST MAMACITA IN KENYA

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https://mynameisemmanuelmuema.wordpress.com/2015/06/08/50-shades-of-blogging/
2. Lil Wayne’s Smartest Lyrics https://mynameisemmanuelmuema.wordpress.com/2015/03/22/lil-waynes-smartest-lyrics/
3. I’m Addicted To Lil Wayne https://mynameisemmanuelmuema.wordpress.com/2015/01/04/im-addicted-to-lil-wayne

IS THIS AVRIL NYAMBURA’S WEDDING GOWN ?

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Pictures of Chokoza singer Avril Nyambura in a wedding gown have been doing rounds online, prompting many to enquire whether her wedding is around the corner.

In 2014 the singer revealed that she had been dating a South African tycoon and the two were madly in love. After a one-year whirlwind romance Avril’s beau got down on one knee, and the pair began making wedding plans.

While many social media users were quick to think that the images were of Avril’s actual wedding gown, I have confirmed that these images belong to Raha Divine Bridals.

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RATCHET FEMCEE VERBALLY ATTACKS AVRIL NYAMBURA

The Kenyan music industry keeps growing each day. It has accommodated creative artistes, joyriders, wannabee’s and basic socialites who have no content and talent. Basically they have nothing better to offer other than the Acres of skin they show to be relevant.

It has been repeated time and time again, that the only way to grow the industry is by supporting each other. But this statement keeps falling on deaf ears. Most haters use their low esteem to break others thinking they can fix themselves.

Noti Flow is among the few who have nothing concrete to offer, therefore opt to attack others to gain mileage. She recently dissed Avril Nyambura’s figure claiming that she has lost it and she (Noti) is now the “it” thing. She said,

I met her (Avril) the other day and I could not even recognize her. She has lost that shape we all used to love when we were coming into music. She is no longer the sexiest girl in showbiz. I am.

I mean, look at Rihanna. She is still young and she has kept her good shape. What is wrong with Kenyan female singers? How do you let yourself look so bad? I mean…

Honestly, I love my body. I love looking good and letting my curves show. It is a thing all female artistes should maintain.

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Noti Flow If you ask me, I think Avril has the best figure any African queen would ask for. Her curvaceous body always turn heads whenever she graces a place with her presence. So if Noti flow isnt just bitter cause of that, then I guess she is suffering from jealousy and I hope she gets well soon.

AVRIL (JUDITH NYAMBURA MWANGI)

Avril is a Kenyan music artist. I dare say that she’s the best female artist in the country. In my opinion she has the voice of an angel. If you hear her on the song ‘Leo (Remix)’ you’ll definitely agree with me. Her hit songs include, ‘Hakuna Yule’ , ‘Kitu Kimoja’ , ‘ Nikimuona’ and ‘Mama’.

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FUN FACTS ABOUT AVRIL NYAMBURA

I had a little chat with Sumu La Penzi actress and singer, Avril Nyambura and boy did she dish out information! Here are a couple of things you probably did not know about her:

•Avril used to be a tom boy! Yes, she was one of those girls that used to ride the estate gate and climb trees.

•She did not know that she could act until she acted on Shuga 2012.

•As much as she has love for acting she would not want to participate in any reality show TV, e.g. Big Brother Africa.

•After the Diamond scandal, or rather when people were suspecting Avril and Diamond were an item, Avril admits that it did open up a couple of opportunities for her especially with Tanzanians but stresses that they have not and were never a couple.

•Avril would love to work with Amani, She (Avril) says that they have been stable mates with Amani for a long time and admires her (Amani’s) passion for music.

You may also want to read
1. 50 Shades Of Blogging
https://mynameisemmanuelmuema.wordpress.com/2015/06/08/50-shades-of-blogging/
2. Lil Wayne’s Smartest Lyrics https://mynameisemmanuelmuema.wordpress.com/2015/03/22/lil-waynes-smartest-lyrics/
3. I’m Addicted To Lil Wayne https://mynameisemmanuelmuema.wordpress.com/2015/01/04/im-addicted-to-lil-wayne

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