My wife just woke up from her drunken coma, and poured another wine while I was playing the PlayStation, “You’ve done this to me, you bastard,” She raged. “With your, stupid, immature games. I don’t know what I was I thinking marrying you. You’re still a child…”
She’s going to have a fit when she looks in the mirror and sees the giant penis I’ve drawn on her forehead.