Daily Archives: October 30, 2015
I went to the doctor.
“My wife is depressed and keeps threatening to commit suicide, she needs some tablets or something.”
“Get her in to see me, I’ll start her on a course of anti-depressants,” he said.
“Anti-depressants?” I replied, “Won’t she be able to kill herself a lot quicker with a morphine overdose?”
“I’m so bloody bored,” complained my wife. “All I do is cook and wash and clean and care for the children. I just want to do something else for a while.”
“Um, the ironing?” I suggested.
Bruce Jenner winning woman of the year just proves that men are better than women at everything, including being a woman.