MY WIFE
I went to the doctor.
“My wife is depressed and keeps threatening to commit suicide, she needs some tablets or something.”
“Get her in to see me, I’ll start her on a course of anti-depressants,” he said.
“Anti-depressants?” I replied, “Won’t she be able to kill herself a lot quicker with a morphine overdose?”
Posted on October 30, 2015, in MISCELLANEOUS POSTS. Bookmark the permalink. 45 Comments.
Jeez.
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Finally, I’ve missed you a lot. 😉
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Oooh. I’ve missed you too!
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So Ms. Lovely Eyes, how have you been?
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Ranty. As usual. You?
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This blog of yours rocks. #CheerstoComplaining.
I’m very much owkae
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Hahaha. The stats say I am a flop.
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Lol, what are your stats @ the moment?
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Only 613 people apparently following me.
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Not bad, I only have 1000 WP followers….
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I should have more. lol. I started in March!
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This year??
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Yep. March 7, 2015!
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About 30 people find time to read my posts.
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Pull your socks up. I get 500 views per day. My trick is to use celebrities fame and direct it towards my blog.
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It’s okay. Instagram?
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Yes I have Instagram. My username is emmanuelmuema.
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Lemme follow you!
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I’ll follow u back asap.
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Done.
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I’m on all social media sites even MySpace. 😉
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…it’s ancient.
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Hahaha, I know, no one uses it anymore, but I love it when my presence is felt all over the internet 😉
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Dang. Okay!
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Lolz, hope I wasn’t too harsh on u
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No. But all that NakedNikki is icky.
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Nicki is my views strategy, once I hit 1 million views I’ll clean up my site n stick to good jokes and humble articles. Im only 730,000 views away from a milli 🙂
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Oh wow. Amazing. Okay, use her as muuuuuuch as ya can.
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In the next 2 years I’ll hit a million views. Lol. Then I’ll humble myself down and genuinely connect with my 1K followers…
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😏
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There’s something I don’t understand. I have 1000 WordPress followers but my total number of pple following my blog are 4000 people….
The math is funny..
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What’s that mean?
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Okay lemmy try this again…I have 1000 followers who blog like you who have .WordPress.com blogs, 8 email followers , OK?
But the total number of my followers is 4000
(That place which says submit your email to follow this blog with 4000 other people)
It should be 1008, right??
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Yep. Oh wow. You have phantom followers. 👻
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Hmmmm, I wonder where they are from. 😕
In other news, I didn’t know there was a ghost emoji. 👌 It’s on fleek. 🙌
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And I thought you had whatsapp lol
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Yes, I do… +254711737196
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Noooooo. I don’t want it lol.
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Okay, its still cool. 😎😎😎
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😸😸😸😸😸
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I still love your eyes though
#GoodDay….
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Thank you! Good day!
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Anytym… 😍😘
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Smh
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Glad to have amused you… 🙂
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