A PRICELESS DAUGHTER

A middle-aged grumpy couple return to a Mercedes dealership where the salesman has just sold the car they were interested in to a beautiful, leggy, busty blonde.
“I thought you said you would hold that car till we raised the £75,000 asking price,” said the man. “Yet I just heard you close the deal for £65, 000 to the lovely young lady there. You insisted there could be no discount on this model.”
“Well, what can I tell you? She had the ready cash and, just look at her, how could I resist?” replied the grinning salesman.
Just then the young woman approached the middle-aged couple and gave them the keys.
“There you go,” she said. “I told you I would get the prick to reduce it. See you later, dad.

About Emmanuel Muema

Hi, I'm Emmanuel Muema, a Human Resource University graduate, an obsessive blogger, a graphic artist and a huge hiphop fan. I enjoy Lil Wayne's music quite a lot. Find me on Twitter, Instagram, Facebook and Google Plus. I would love to connect with as many Wordpress users as possible. Let's trade likes and comments.

Posted on November 7, 2015, in MISCELLANEOUS POSTS. Bookmark the permalink. Leave a comment.

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