Daily Archives: November 8, 2015

MY LOCAL RESTAURANT

I’ve just found out that my local all-you-can-eat restaurant has got mice.

I’ve had about 7 but I’m getting full now.

THE BEST SEX EVER

I’ve never had a girl call out my name during sex.

Which is no surprise given that I always knock her unconscious first.

WOMEN

Women think men don’t look for inner beauty.

We do.That’s why we’ve got a penis.

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