WOMEN

A woman is sitting, waiting outside a hospital wing, waiting for the news as her husband has been in a coma for the past 3 days. A doctor walks over to her, looks at her and shakes his head slowly.

“Is it bad?” she asks.

“Yeah, it’s bad. You’re sitting here posting things on Facebook, taking runny makeup selfies, meanwhile, your husband, for the last three hours has completely recovered.”