SUCHIE SARKAR A.K.A THE LITTLE RANTER A.K.A MISS YIKES

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Yikes yikes yikes. This might just be her favourite word.

I love looking up new jargon. It’s wierdly fun. A quick google search revealed the following meaning;

Yikes
Pronounced : yīks/

It is an exclamation used when expressing shock and alarm, often for humorous effect. For example;
“I had a dip in the 40-degree pool (yikes!)”

Here’s a screenshot of her blog

Here’s a screenshot of my blog

Hailing all the way from Bangalore in India, Sooch is the C.E.O. of https://lilrant.wordpress.com/. Oh my gosh, I just realized her name rhymes. Suchie Sarkar easily rolls of the tongue. (Insert tongue-hanging-out emoji here). 😝😝😝 She is Indian and was born in 1991. Her Zodiac Sign is Cancer. She is a compulsive shopper or a shopaholic if I may say so. She truly loves makeup. She could talk about makeup for a whole day for crying out loud. She is also a huge fan of working out. Her one wish would be to travel a lot, thus tour as many places as she can while she is still young and full of life. Lol, she also took lessons in Indian classical dance. (Please don’t laugh). Sooch says that she is insecure as fuck so she wears makeup. I think she’s naturally beautiful, with or without makeup. She has nothing to make up for. 🙌. (See what I did there?) She has had tons of relationships, none of them worked out. She loves Sophie Kinsella and Gillian Flynn is her current favourite. She love crime thriller shows. She hates romantic movies because they make her cry. She likes to read a lot, and is obsessed with characters like Amy Eliott Dunne from Gone Girl, who incidentally inspires most of the dark fiction that she writes. She’s also big on communicating with her fellow bloggers. She tries hard not to be a blog snob. She eats a lot of junk food so she is undoubtedly the worst person to dole out fitness advice to. Ironically, she jogs everyday so it’s all good.

The Lil Ranter says that she’s myopic and her eyes are bulgy hence people call her froggy. #That’sMean. #I’llPunchYouHardIfYouDoThat. Ahhhhhh, now this is my favourite part of this post. I love your eyes so so much love ❤ !!!. It think that they are extremely gorgeous and to-die for. 😘 The emoji below (see the two pictures after this paragraph) was custom-made just for you Sooch . Every time I see it I always picture your eyes in front of me. Plus your eyes have a shade of brown in them so they are a complete match with the emoji. I’m totally in love with your eyes. ❤ ❤ <3. Your wonderful eyes look as if they could see right into my soul. 😨. With that said, it doesn’t matter to me what those bulgy/froggy oriented haters say. Your eyes are freaking amazing. Period. 👀👀 I think some of your ranting has rubbed off on me. Excuse my language please, I’m trying really hard to keep this lovely post as clean as possible, but as for me ranting for a bit scr*w it, I’ll just go with it. I spent 7 days non-stop writing this post. I even had to learn how to insert a slideshow into a post. Thank goodness for the WordPress Help section. Phew! Plus all this typing that I had to do. I feel like I should go on a holiday #TiredEyes. Lol, but it was all worth it, just to make you smile @pinkfetti .😂. The end of this paragraph which includes burning the haters sounds like something that should be on your blog, don’t you agree?

Yes, I know I have 70 GB internet bundles, I’m an obsessive blogger.

She is very much dedicated to her Indian culture. She recently celebrated Diwali and you can check out her post about it courtesy of me. I don’t know why but she reminds me a lot of Shree. Sooch have you watched that Zee Tv Indian progam? I freaking loved it !!!!! I have all 187 episodes in my laptop but unfortunately the audio is all in Indian. I’m waiting for the internet to release an audio translator so that I can be able to comforatbly re-watch the episodes. I love how Indians are reserved. In case that doesn’t happen, I’m very willing to Google “Learning Indian for beginners” so that I can be able to understand this amazing tv program. Once I like something I become totally obsessed with it. I don’t know if I have the right idea from that program but Hari and Shree never kissed on tv, not even a small peck on the cheek or lips. Here’s a random screenshot showing that I have all the episodes of Shree.

#Diwali #Lovely #Shree #Love

Lol. Anyways, now where the H was I in this post? I got lost for a minute blabbering about telly. Oh yeah, @pinkfetti (her Instagram name) loves UD lipstick. I’m obviously clueless about that. My female readers might have an idea about it though. She has Nickphobia, i.e. she doesn’t really like or approve of Nicki Minaj (her real name is Onika Tanya Maraj and some of her aliases include Nicki Lewinsky, The Mistress or The Baddest Bitch). Her message to the haters is this;

Also, if you’re one of those haters who looks at my blog and goes, “Oh my God she’s such an attention seeker”, please leave and never come back. Thank you.
❤
You’re NOT allowed to laugh at my username.

Personally, I think her Instagram username pinkfetti, is quite hilarious. It immediately reminds me of confetti. I think that’s rice, maybe the rice which is thrown at weddings. So pinkfetti reminds me of pink rice. That’s absolutely wierd. But according to Google,

Confetti are small pieces or streamers of paper, mylar, or metallic material which are usually thrown at parades, sporting team winners, and celebrations, especially weddings (and game shows, following the end of a milestone or the occasion of a big win eg: Who Wants to Be a Millionaire). The origins are from the Latin confectum, with confetti the plural of Italian confetto, small sweet. Modern paper confetti trace back to symbolic rituals of tossing grains and sweets during special occasions, traditional for numerous cultures throughout history as an ancient custom dating back to pagan times, but adapted from sweets and grains to paper through the centuries.

In her blog, this jewel describes herself this way ;

I’m a 20-something doctor. I started blogging because I wanted to talk about my life, besides the ginormous textbooks and the patients.

Clearly, I can’t stick to one topic, so my blog is basically theme-less, all over the place, and I talk about whatever happens to catch my fancy. Reading. Bits of colorful chemicals in fancy packaging, also called makeup. Remodelling my face in my head – all of it.

Correction: I just rant.

I like how she ends that last part by literally saying,”Fuck it. Disregard everything I just said. Two words to describe my blog would be I rant. Period.”

But first, lemme take a selfie.
That song would fit so well here.

This picture is perfection. Oh my goodnesss.

Follow her on Instagram here and show her some instalove. https://www.instagram.com/pinkfetti/

https://instagram.com/p/90kWDJuEIZ/

Well, since this post has a lot of mentioning of instagramming in it, I have to sign off by embedding my current favourite song titled, “Nothing But Trouble” by Charlie Puth and Lil Wayne. But Suchie don’t take this the wrong way. Embedding this song in this post does not suggest or insinuate in any way that you are an Instagram model, i.e. trouble. ;). *wink wink*

Nothing But Trouble Lyrics

Artist: Lil Wayne & Charlie Puth
Soundtrack: 808
Year: 2015

Charlie Puth Holding Down The Chorus So Marvellously
I’m facing the bottle for all of my problems
These Instagram models are nothing but trouble
She’s going away now, I’m going full throttle
All these Instagram models, I said they’re nothing but trouble.

My Favourite Lyric From Lil Wayne
Oh she just wanted to be popular
Oh she just want ten thousand followers Lord.

On a random note, I can’t believe this video has a BILLION views. Charlie Puth’s voice is amazing. I’m shocked that a man can have such a smooth, soothing voice. Lol.

I’m also going to embed the first Episode of Shree here since all the episodes are available online for streaming.

I will also embed my favourite episode from the show which is episode 5, where Shree hugs and gets closer to Hari for the first time. Even though they are acting you can totally feeling the connection/love between them.

Uhm, here’s a bonus embed.

I love you so much Sooch.

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Nothing But Trouble Lyrics

Artist: Lil Wayne & Charlie Puth
Soundtrack: 808
Year: 2015

Chorus – Charlie Puth

I’m facing the bottle for all of my problems
These Instagram models are nothing but trouble
She’s going away now, I’m going full throttle
All these Instagram models, I said they’re nothing but trouble.

Verse 1 – Lil Wayne

Uh, when I met her she was out for love
Yeah, I bought her leather and some diamond studs
Damn, when I met her she was molly’d up
Fuck it, I said “whatever” cause I’m not a judge
No, all my niggas say she’s not what’s up
Uh, I considered it but not enough
Uh, she just wanted to be popular
Uh, she just want ten thousand followers Lord
She post it, she post it, she post it
They like it, they like it, repost it
She party promoting, she hosting
She posing, legs open
Provoking, it got my head smoking
I tried to act like I don’t notice
Emotions, emotions, emotions Lord.

Chorus – Charlie Puth & (Lil Wayne)

I’m facing the bottle for all of my problems
These Instagram models are nothing but trouble
She’s going away now (now it’s over)
I’m going full throttle (you drive me crazy)
All these Instagram models (crazy)
I said they’re nothing but trouble.

Verse 2 – Lil Wayne

I had to leave that hoe alone and get my mind right
I had to go talk to my friends, I had to find Christ
Lord I had to open up my eyes and find light
I was so green and all she wanted was that limelight
Lord I was so blinded by her highlights
She had me not checking my DMs, neither my likes
Oh what you modeling ma? Knock yourself out
Open my heart to you when you lock yourself out girl
When I met her she was posse’d up
Yeah, in the section holding bottles up
Oh she just wanted to be popular
Oh she just want ten thousand followers Lord.

Bridge – Charlie Puth

I should have known from the very start
That you weren’t after my foolish heart
Nooo you liar, liar, liar girl
You got the world thinking you’re a star
But oh you’re not who you say you are
Nooo I’m dying, dying, dying girl.

Chorus – Charlie Puth & (Lil Wayne)

I’m facing the bottle (I’m sipping and lighted, and dipping in love but I’m coping)
For all of my problems (I’m too open)
These Instagram models (glad I left her)
Are nothing but trouble (but I don’t know her Lord)
She’s going away now (now it’s over)
I’m going full throttle (you drive me crazy)
All these Instagram models, I said they’re nothing but trouble.

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