Daily Archives: November 19, 2015

JUSTIN BIEBER

Justin Bieber : I want to end it all !!!

Psychologist : What Do You mean ?
(Giggles)

Justin Bieber : Please don’t.

Psychologist : Oh Sorry.

(Download is newest album titled “Purpose”)
It’s worth a listen.

THE FRIEND ZONE

The friend zone is basically like someone turning you down for a job and then calling you often to complain about the guy they hired.

MY WIFEY

My wife went to the blood bank today.

They said to her, “We’re just going to take the blood from your arm, okay?”

“No need,” she replied, pulling out a bag of used tampons. “I’ve been saving up all week.”

AVRIL NYAMBURA FINALLY SPILLS JUICY DETAILS ABOUT HER UPCOMING WEDDING

Avril Nyambura is not your average hood girlfriend, she is among the top ladies bringing the entertainment industry to a stand still with their beauty and brains.

However unluckily for team mafisi, she is about to become someone’s wife very soon. After her engagement was announced earlier this year, all potential candidates seeking her in marriage were shut down with no explanations.

But even though she is someoneโ€™s woman this does not slow her down as she continuous to entertain the thirsty people with her revealing outfits in her songs (especially in her new video-No stress).

Anyway, I know many have been asking when she is planning to hold her wedding, right? Well, thanks to me we now have an idea about her union and when it will take place.

MY CRAZY NEIGHBOUR

I was shocked to get a card from my neighbour that read “Sorry I ran over your dog” – I didn’t even know they made those!

Although, I was more shocked he had crossed out “dog” and written “child”

MY BUDDY

My mate said he was straight but he’s got gay written all over him.

That’s what he gets for passing out on my couch.

MY BOSS

This morning my boss said, “You look like shit.”

“Give me a fucking break!” I snapped. “I only had three hours sleep.”

Apparently not the best response when you’re a night security guard.

MY GIRL

In an effort to conceive our first child, my girlfriend asked me how she could stop the sperm from leaking out after sex.

“That’s easy,” I said. “Keep your mouth shut.”

OLD PEOPLE

A reporter interviewing a 104-year-old woman: “And what do you think is the best thing about being 104?” the reporter asked.

She simply replied, “No peer pressure.”

MY WIFE

I was on my way to the shops today when my wife asked me to get her something that was good for burning fat.

So I bought her a frying pan.

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