Daily Archives: November 20, 2015

FEMALE TERRORISTS

It must be hard being a female terrorist..trying to find a suicide vest that’s deadly AND fashionable.

NEWS JUST IN, CHRISTINA MILIAN WHO IS LIL WAYNE’S GIRLFRIEND, LIKED TWO OF MY PHOTOS ON INSTAGRAM ON 5TH FEBRUARY 2015 AT EXACTLY 11.12 P.M

Thanks Tina Turn Up, you have definitely made my night.

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Here are the photos that she liked;

For the second time, Tina has liked my photo on Instragram. She has once again made my day. For those who don’t know, TNT stands for Tina and Tunechi, which are Christina’s and Wayne’s nicknames. Lil Wayne allegedly nicknamed Christina Milian Tina Turn Up.

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THE OFFICIAL TRUKFIT INSTAGRAM ACCOUNT LIKES MY PHOTO ON 24/9/2014 AT EXACTLY 10.20 P.M AND RETWEETS MY TWEET ABOUT THIS POST

For those who don’t know, Trukfit is Lil Wayne’s clothing line. It means The Reason U Kill For I T. You can read a post about it here. Excitement excitement excitement!!! Well, the title of this post tells it all. Today I’m more than overjoyed because the official Trukfit instagram account LIKED my picture (24th September 2014 at 10.20 p.m). This has definitely made my night. Shout out to Trukfit, Lil Wayne and all the Young Money members. Here’s the photo that they liked.

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MY WIFE

My wife told me she has high hopes for a nice gift for her birthday.

So I bought her some meth.

MY EX

I happened to come across my ex walking this fat ugly dog through the park.

I asked in suspicion, “Taking a stroll with a hippopotamus, eh?”

“It’s a Pitbull, not a hippo, you dimwit!”, she retorted.

I smirked, “Didn’t ask you.”

APPLE

Apple have conquered the world of computers, phones and now watches.
Their next conquest is cars.
They have figured out everything, including an electric engine; the last problem remains though.
Their refusal to install Windows.

THE POLICE

During her wedding vows my wife told me she would never ask me for anything but my undying love.

Now the police are saying I should have provided access to food and water and other such nonsense.

MY WIFE

My wife is Jennifer Lopez’s double.

She’s twice her weight and twice her age.

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