Daily Archives: November 29, 2015
I for one, can’t wait for self driving cars.
It will make shaving on the way to work that little bit easier.
Following last night’s televised political debate, images have emerged online of the three female leaders sharing a group hug.
That’s the last time I Google ‘lesbian threesome’.
If there’s one thing I’ll take from that Kleptomania therapy session, it’s my chair.
I can’t believe my best friend has died doing what he loved. He was a respected and popular skydiver.
Really down to earth guy.
A large fire has broken out near the BBC headquarters in London.
Fire chiefs expect the blaze to continue well into the night, as it started in the child porn archives.
My wife walked in on me naked with the dog.
“We’re just checking each other for prostate cancer! ” I said
“You’d reach further with your finger” she replied.
…and he’ll probably give it to his wife for cooking, which would then lead him to face questions such as,
‘Where did you get the fish?’,
‘Couldn’t you get a bigger one?’
‘Why didn’t you get more?’.