CARS OF THE FUTURE

I for one, can’t wait for self driving cars.

It will make shaving on the way to work that little bit easier.

LAST NIGHT

Following last night’s televised political debate, images have emerged online of the three female leaders sharing a group hug.

That’s the last time I Google ‘lesbian threesome’.

#RESPECT_TO_PARENTS_THO

Unemployed is my middle name.

My Dad is useless at filling in forms.

I HAVE A PROBLEM

If there’s one thing I’ll take from that Kleptomania therapy session, it’s my chair.

MY BEST FRIEND

I can’t believe my best friend has died doing what he loved. He was a respected and popular skydiver.

Really down to earth guy.

I DON’T DO REBLOGS OF MY OWN POSTS, I JUST PREFER TO RESHARE LINKS

https://mynameisemmanuelmuema.wordpress.com/2015/11/16/suchie-sarkar-a-k-a-the-lil-ranter/

YIKES, A FIRE

A large fire has broken out near the BBC headquarters in London.

Fire chiefs expect the blaze to continue well into the night, as it started in the child porn archives.

MY WIFE

My wife walked in on me naked with the dog.
“We’re just checking each other for prostate cancer! ” I said
“You’d reach further with your finger” she replied.

WOMEN, HUH?

Give a man a fish…

…and he’ll probably give it to his wife for cooking, which would then lead him to face questions such as,
‘Where did you get the fish?’,
‘Couldn’t you get a bigger one?’
‘Why didn’t you get more?’.

MY WIFE

My wife said she’s had enough of my obsession with astrology and was leaving me.

I replied, “Please don’t go, I’ll give you more space”.